Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
5 Scientific Reasons The Dark Side Will Always Win
Darth Vader and his underlings apparently planned every last subtle detail, right down to the color of the spaceships and Vader's own robot voice, according to what science says works.
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- By Paul K Pickett, Trevor J Pickett
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888 A History of Pop Culture's Obsession with Human/Cat Hybrids
It didn't start with Avatar. Humans have been obsessed with the idea of combining humans and cats into a new fictional creature for as long as written records exist.
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- By Christina H
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- 501
6 Heroic Movie Deaths That Could Have Been Easily Avoided
While selfless sacrifices are cool on the big screen, a lot of heroes could've been saved if the writer stopped to ask if death was really necessary.
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- By Diana McCallum
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Avatar's Most Awkward Deleted Scene [COMIC]
Sexual corruption on Pandora.
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- By Space Avalanche
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4 Bad Lessons 'Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer' Teaches Kids
one Christmas movie doesn't want to teach you kindness or charity, or any of that crap; it only wants to teach you spite and how to commit hate crimes.
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- By Jeff Bennion
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- 468
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5 Horrible Life Lessons Learned from Teen Movies
If you're under the age of 50, chances are you received most of your life guidance from teen movies. Unfortunately, upon closer inspection, it appears that was more ill-advised than you previously thought.
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- By C. Coville
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The 6 Biggest Over-Achievements in the History of Marriage
When it comes to marriage, some lucky folks manage to land somebody way out of their league, though that's pretty rare. Rarer still is the small group who get to marry someone way out of their league, and just completely take it for granted.
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- By Christina H, Diana McCallum
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20 Films in Under a Minute (Part 3)
All the depth and insight most three-hour movies possess, in 60 seconds or less.
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- By Brian Firenzi
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Bad Chewbacca? [COMIC]
This is how frustrating married life can be for Han and Leia.
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- By Space Avalanche
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11 Celebrities Who Were Secretly Total Badasses
For these actors, being an action hero is turning it down a notch.
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- By Kristi Harrison, Jacopo della Quercia
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7 Movie Badasses (Who Completely Fail To Deliver)
Often when it comes that time for a movie badass to live up to his title, he just ends up being profoundly disappointing.
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- By David Christopher Bell, CRACKED Staff
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6 Deadly Injuries You Only Survive in the Movies (Update)
Cracked.com: Calling BS on movies since 1958.
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- By Dennis Hong
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4 Reasons 3-D Movies Don't Have to Suck
It's just a big stupid gimmick, right? If they're going to try to charge you up to $20 a ticket, you better damn well be getting something amazing out of it. But instead all you get is a big headache and something occasionally jumping out of the screen at you. Right? Actually, there are ways to use 3D to actually make movies better.
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- By Christina H
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The 5 Most Easily Avoidable Movie Deaths
Why is it that when a character has to die, they often have to dive through mind-boggling hoops in the process? Here are a few that simply defy all logic and common sense.
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- By Fitzgerald Smith
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The Biggest Star Wars Plot Hole, Explained By Science
Fans jokingly refer to it as 'Stormtrooper aim.' But it's not lazy film-making (or at least, not just that): There's actually a perfectly logical, scientific reason behind this behavior. Soldiers in real wars behave in exactly the same way.
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- By Karl Smallwood
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- 1047
