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10 Movies That Famous People Don't Want You to See
It turns out there are a whole bunch of movies that the stars have been trying to hide from everyone, mainly because they're afraid someone will make fun of them. But that's OK, because that's what we're here for.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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892 5 Movie Fan Theories That Make More Sense Than the Movie
There is a thriving culture of fan theories that flood the Internet in anticipation of every show, movie or book. Those theories are wrong approximately 100 percent of the time, but sometimes the fan theory is far more coherent and satisfying than what the writers actually came up with.
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- By C. Coville, Kevin Bell, J.F. Sargent
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9 Traumatizing Moments from Classic Kids Movies
Allow us to once more explore the moments from kids' movies that left many a child traumatized.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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7 Action Figures That Managed to Ruin Great Characters
Sometimes, the writers of a show, movie, comic book or whatever will put a lot of effort into creating an enigmatic character with an air of mystery surrounding it ... only to have the marketing department kill all the mystique by putting out a stupid action figure.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok, M. Asher Cantrell
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8 Actors You Won't Believe Voiced Famous Cartoon Characters
What vocal sorcery is responsible for this!
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- By Jim Ciscell
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- By Daniel O'Brien, Michael Swaim
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7 Insane Easter Eggs Hidden in Movies and TV Shows
We've shown you mind-blowing Easter eggs in everything else on this planet. It was only matter of time before we brought you ones from movies.
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- By Marconi Rebus, Maxwell Yezpitelok, M. Asher Cantrell
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5 Lost TV Pilots That Will Make You Question Your Sanity
Dozens of pilot episodes get produced each year, and only a tiny handful are ever broadcast. Sometimes it's because network executives are talentless morons, and sometimes it's because the shows are impossibly and hilariously shitty. Here's a few from that second group.
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- By Sean Thomason
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7 Bizarre Early Versions of Famous Cartoon Characters
Some of the best-loved characters of today are practically unrecognizable from their original forms.
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- By Anthony Scibelli, Brian Daniel
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5 Superhero Movies You Won't Believe Almost Got Made
We almost got Nic Cage as Superman. We don't say it often, but thanks, Hollywod.
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- By Aaron Bland
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6 Classic Movies You Didn't Know Were Remakes
A lack of creativity in the entertainment world is nothing new -- people have been doing adaptations, reboots and remakes since the first stories were told. What you may not have realized, however, is that some of the great landmark motion pictures were themselves just remakes of originals that nobody remembers.
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- By Jeff Beauvoir
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5 Things That Aren't Nearly As Dangerous As Hollywood Thinks
For some reason, it's not a big deal to jump away from an erupting fireball, but we're supposed to believe that encounters with the things on this list are certain death.
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- By Martin Bear
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6 Tricks Movies Use to Make Sure You Root for the Right Guy
Writing is hard, we know. That's why Hollywood writers have to rely on tricks to get you to root for the vampires in one movie, when in another they are terrible innocent-killing machines.
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- By C. Coville
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9 Absurd Movie Premises That Actually Happened
Even a great movie or TV show isn't above throwing in one ridiculous, larger-than-life character who almost ruins any element of realism in the plot. The genius who's TOO smart, the hero who's TOO cool, the rebel who breaks the rules but somehow never gets punished for it. Hey, you know where else you find ridiculous characters like that? Real life
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- By Karl Smallwood, Mohammed Shariff, Drew Miller
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6 Myths About Famous Places You Believe (Thanks to Movies)
Surprise, surprise: Hollywood fails to do its homework. Again.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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