Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

We Watched 'Money Plane,' So You Don't Have To

You can watch it right now, if you hate yourself


How Is 'Pokemon's Ash Ketchum Still 10 Years Old?

'Pokemon Journeys' could have fixed the aging problem. Instead it made it worse.


'The Empire Strikes Back' Tops The Box Office, Time Has Lost All Meaning

A long/brief/indeterminable time ago.


Who Is The LEAST Awful Person On 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia?'

Everyone in the gang is a monster. But who is the least horrible monster of the bunch?


5 Movie Nitpicks Everybody Can Shut Up About

These aren't plot holes, my friends.


'Moana' was Re-Titled Overseas Because Of … Porn?

How far Disney’ll go … to avoid referencing adult films


Why We Love Depressing Entertainment

It turns out it wasn’t mindless sitcoms keeping us chained, drooling, to the babble box, but prestige dramas.


The Sorting Hat Is 'Harry Potter's Most Tragic Character

Every person in those stories was lucky if they escaped with only mild PTSD, but the most tragic character in the Harry Potter universe isn’t a person.


6 Recent Movies That Look Hilarious With The CGI Removed

Behold, the indignities of real life.


'Halloween Kills' Will Probably Continue Hollywood's Wasting Of Judy Greer

She deserved better than playing peripheral moms.


5 Behind-The-Scenes Controversies Audiences Never Noticed In Movies

The real drama happens when the camera's off.


80's Cartoons That Weirdly Despised The Middle Class

Skeletor and Cobra Commander are basically regular dudes, just uglier.