It was, very literally, a crappy job.
Just so we’re clear: Velcro = spacey, zippers = unacceptably terrestrial.
Seriously, how will the zombie genre top living in the year 2020?
Kill it with fire ... or not.
For television viewers who are also down with reading.
We might as well just pour him a Scotch and have Story Time with Uncle George.
Not all celeb hobbies involve making bad music.