Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
5 Movie Reboots With Dumb Answers To Stupid Questions Nobody Asked
Filmmakers have wasted plenty of time and resources answering questions which few asked and nobody really needs answers to.
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- By James Kinneen, Nathan Kamal, Winslow Gee
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193 5 Times Fans Made The Pros Look Like Total Amateurs
The very likely reason we don't have 'Half-Life 3' yet is because the developers are scared fans are going to make a better version of it.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia , Tiago Svn
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6 Big Movies Made By The Last Person You'd Expect
Turns out Michael Myers had a pretty wholesome career when not murdering teenagers.
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- By Mark Hill
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6 Places You're Picturing Utterly Wrong (Thank Pop Culture!)
If you're thinking about moving to Hell's Kitchen to become a blind vigilante, you better be making a lot of money.
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- By Jacob Lewis, Tim Davis
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5 Parodies That Stopped Working When Real Movies Got Dumber
As long as cinema has existed, it's always been ready, willing, and able to completely embarrass itself for cash.
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- By Spencer Thew, Sam Hurley, Mike Bedard
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6 Of Your Fave Characters (Who Nearly Sucked Out The Gate)
The Soup Nazi was one bad decision away from the being least-quoted 'Seinfeld' character of all time.
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- By JM McNab
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8 Hilariously WTF Backstories Behind Your Favorite Shows
If you love MST3K, thank Elton John.
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- By JM McNab
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5 Movie Conflicts That Only Happened To Advance The Plot
It's actually pretty amazing that the Rebel Alliance were able to defeat the Empire.
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- By Joel B. Kirk, Stephanie Shepard, Mark Bradley, Molly Khan
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8 Movies That Looked Hilarious (Before The CGI Was Added)
In person, it seems as though the X-Men are actually uncannily dorky.
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- By JM McNab
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6 Directors Who Secretly Made The Same Movie Twice
While it's certainly not ethical to steal someone else's idea, cribbing movies from yourself is less of a crime.
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- By JM McNab
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6 Stupid Things Movie Villains Did (For No Apparent Reason)
It seems like these particular villains went into their dastardly schemes determined to fail -- or to at least extend the story to feature length.
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- By Spencer Thew, Tiago Svn
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6 Futuristic Movie Scenarios Already Disproven By Science
A lot of the sci-fi scenarios Hollywood makes us think await us aren't just wrong -- when you look at the actual science involved, you learn that they're the opposite of what's likely going to happen.
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- By Nathan Kamal, James Netter, Molly Khan
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5 Huge Real-World Problems Hollywood Completely Ignores
Directors are always looking to make that next great war movie. Unless it's about the Korean War. Then no one is wanting to do that.
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- By Michael Dawson , Jordan Breeding, Alyssa Feller, James Netter
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5 Movies That Chewed Up Actors And Spit Them Out
Apparently when you mix 'Star Trek' and Tom Hardy, you get a crack addiction.
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- By E. Reid Ross
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6 Times Movie Directors Read The Book And Said 'NOPE!'
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- By Chris Rio
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