Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
John C. Reilly Deserved An Emmy For Steve Brule
He feels like a product of a real person's history, so disturbed and consumed by certain things that he reeks of a full, sad life lived.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- July 25, 2020
Uh, Why Is Yugi So Bad At Playing 'Yu-Gi-Oh!'?
He might have the heart of the cards, but he has the strategy of a 5th grader.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 24, 2020
The Crazypants Hollywood Murder Scheme (Involving, Oh, Absolutely Everybody)
This story involves poisoned cocktails, combat scuba training, American flag diapers, a gold-tipped sword cane, and an invasion of Haiti by CBS News.
- By Alex Hanton
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- July 24, 2020
5 Superhero Stories That Should've Gotten A Movie By Now
Instead of doing Dark Phoenix for the 34th time, how about one of these comics?
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- July 24, 2020
Vanilla Ice Shouldn't Want Dave Franco Anywhere Near His Biopic
Dave Franco plans to make this like the 'Disaster Artist' and that's bad news for Ice
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 23, 2020
The Good, The Bad, And The Bogus Of The New 'Bill & Ted' Trailer
See it in theatres … or in your less terrifying living room
- By JM McNab
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- July 23, 2020
'Avatar: The Last Airbender' Creators Troll Shippers With Video Using Fan-Made Art
Here's what happens when fan-fiction comes to life.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 23, 2020
Beloved TV Shows With WTF Sexist Backstage Drama
Every television show has backstage drama, but these shows take that to the extreme.
- By Adam Wears
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- July 23, 2020
Advertisers Give More Notes On 'Saturday Night Live' Sketches Than Producers
SNL acts real tough when taking shots at the Donald, but not so much with the Ronald McDonald.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 22, 2020
Peacock And HBO Max Are Already Proving Their Worthlessness
Maybe it is time to invest in DVDs.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 21, 2020
'Grease' Prequel To Finally Tie-Up All Those Lingering 'Grease' Mysteries
Was Grease Lightning was powered by midi-chlorians?
- By JM McNab
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- July 21, 2020
'Tenet' Proves We Have To Push Blockbusters Back Until 2021
Just give them 2020. We'll get 'em next year.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 21, 2020
'Dragon Ball GT' Should Have Been The Best 'Dragon Ball;' What Happened?
There's a universe where 'GT' is just as super as 'Super.'
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 20, 2020
Writer Warren Ellis Is A Creep, But His Victims Don't Want To Cancel Him
A comic book legend was outed as a sex pest, because 2020.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- July 20, 2020
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