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26 Great Movies from the Villain's Point of View
Everyone's the hero of their own narrative, walking around with the theme from <em>Rocky</em> ringing in their heads. It doesn't matter if their day involves holding a toddler hostage. We asked you to show us what some great movies looked like inside the bad guy's head.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- October 19, 2011
6 Classic Kids Shows Secretly Set in Nightmarish Universes
Being a cartoon isn't an easy gig.
- By Preston Xander
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- October 17, 2011
If The Hero's Timing Had Been Slightly Off
They say timing is everything in comedy, which is a subtle way for actors to insult comedy writers. But timing truly is everything when you're nailing a leap from one roof to another during a dramatic footrace with the kidnappers who have your daughter.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- October 16, 2011
The 8 Strangest TV Show Ideas Ever Made
FYI: Every show that was intentionally strange isn't included. This should save you the trouble of typing your favorite silly cartoons in the comments section.
- By Seanbaby
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- October 15, 2011
6 Classic Kids Shows Slapped Together From Recycled Material
A lot of these shows weren't so much 'made' as 'shoddily slapped together from some older bullshit (usually from Japan).'
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- October 14, 2011
20 R-Rated Versions of Classic Disney Movies
If they were less underhanded about putting terrifying stuff into their movies.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- October 13, 2011
12 People Of Today As Remembered in Future Biopics
Biopics for Ray Charles and Johnny Cash seemed to pop up the week after they died. And why not? Both of the guys who played them got nominated for Oscars. We asked you to show us how the lives of modern public figures will be used to try to win Oscars years from now.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- October 09, 2011
5 Classic Movies That Were Made Possible By Insane Schemes
For the aspiring filmmakers who don't happen to have wealthy friends or connections at a studio, securing funding is by far the biggest obstacle between them and the fulfillment of their vision. Sometimes that means getting creative. Horribly, horribly creative.
- By Jim Ciscell
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- October 08, 2011
The Pitch Meeting Behind The Worst Movie Idea Ever Approved
I'll have you know. CHRONOLOGY IS LOSING RELEVANCE, JANICE!
- By Robert Brockway
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- October 05, 2011
20 Instructional Signs That Must Exist in Movie Universes
We never see action heroes watching other action movies, but they all seem to agree that there are certain completely non-intuitive ways to behave around an explosion. We asked you to show us the instructional signs that must be posted just off screen in some of our favorite movies.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- October 05, 2011
7 Classic Movies You Didn't Know Were Rip-Offs
How would you like it if we said we invented anorexia and scientifically impossible explosions, huh Hollywood?
- By Jacopo della Quercia , Maxwell Yezpitelok, M. Asher Cantrell
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- October 03, 2011
5 Things 'Pawn Stars' Doesn't Tell You About Auction Hunting
A variety of men, ranging from unattractive all the way up to unappealing, visit storage facilities that are holding forfeited property auctions. There, they bid on lots of goods, hoping they'll stumble upon something incredibly valuable, like antiques, or a hat made of hundred dollar bills, or the most valuable thing of all: imagination.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- September 28, 2011
How Fictional Characters Are Being Affected by the Economy
The economic downturn is causing belt-tightening across industry, tax bracket and superhero abilities. We asked you to show us some of the difficult decisions our favorite fictional characters are having to make as they deal with lower budgets for the first time in their lives.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- September 28, 2011
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