Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

6 Absurd Movie and TV Plot Twists (That Really Happened)

Some of the most outlandish plot twists Hollywood pulls didn't come from the booze-soaked mind of a hack writer; they came right from the damn newspaper.

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The 6 Baffling Mistakes Every Horror Franchise Must Make

Just when you think a horror series is dead, it'll rise from the grave in some new, grotesque-yet-unintentionally-ridiculous form.

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What Happens When You Take The Red Pill (Outside the Matrix)

In ther real world, neither would be the better choice.

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7 Bullshit Police Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)

Since most of us don't have the slightest clue about the judicial system, we just take Hollywood's word for it. Their no good, filthy word.

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Why So Serious? Deleted Scene from 'The Dark Knight' [COMIC]

He talks like that to keep from crying.

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Proposed Script for Spider-Man 4: The Grittiest Reboot Ever

Sure, Raimi may have done a fine job with the first two films, but it takes a real Spider-man fan like me to completely capture the character. His web-slinging, his trademark wit, a third thing- this script has it all.

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Evil Crime Syndicate: The Lower Rungs You Never See [CHART]

The movies never show you the guys paid to write good reviews of the Mastermind's book on Amazon.

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6 Life Saving Techniques From the Movies (That Can Kill You)

We expect a certain level of medical farfetchery on TV and in the movies. But this sort of unrealism doesn't really hurt anything other than our intelligence, unlike these Hollywood medical myths, which could hurt you to death:

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5 Gaping Plot Holes Hollywood Knows You Won't Notice

Hollywood loves to treat us like we're a bunch of five-year-olds. And they get away with it because we fall for their bullshit all the time.

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New Sherlock Holmes: Lethal Weapon 2 In Victorian Clothes

I half expected Watson to sigh at one point and mutter 'Two weeks out from retirement, and then psychotic freemasons try to kill parliament and reclaim America. I'm gettin' too old for this shit.'

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6 Movies With Uplifting Messages (That Can Kill You)

Believe in yourself and you can perform brain surgery!

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6 TV Shows That Completely Lost Their Shit

The creators of these shows took them down in a blaze of batshit insane glory, and we were there to watch.

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The 10 Most Baffling Action Figure Accessories of All Time

Christmas is the perfect time to disappoint your children.

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6 Lord of the Rings Characters Who Totally Dropped The Ball

In our never ending quest to expose fictional cinematic incompetence, we're going to take a hard look at characters from The Lord of the Rings trilogy who screwed the pooch at key moments.

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