In reality, every movie you've seen in the last 10 years has just been different scenes of 'Forrest Gump' set on a loop.
Remember: Mindless creatures that feed on human flesh shouldn't factor into your business plan, Ever.
We sent Rod Hilton to check out the newest Twilight flick and summarize it for us. We hope you can forgive us someday, Rod.
How he wore out the public's tolerance for complete jerk-offs
Just because you've created one masterpiece doesn't mean everything you touch is going to be gold.
Fatal Deviation is an ancient curse on the Irish people, passed on by a few VHS tapes like cinematic herpes until DVD technology re-released it on the world in exactly the same way archaeological digs re-release angry mummies.
The reasons (both stated and unstated) you might find yourself in this unfortunate situation.
More often than not, the plan of straight-up kicking ass does not make you a great leader. Sending someone to bone your mom doesn't either.