Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
An Apology to the Town That I Turned into 'The Hunger Games'
Dear Fine People of Hazleton Township, Pennsylvania, It is from the bottom of my heart and at the request of the West Hazleton Superior Court that I apologize to you all for what transpired last Saturday at the Hazleton Youth Center.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- March 23, 2012
6 Unlikely Friendships in Movies (That Make No Damn Sense)
Often the weirdest partnerships are the ones the movies don't seem to think are wacky at all. These are the cohorts and conspirators that, in real life, would have no reason to trust each other with a lunch order, let alone their lives.
- By Mike Cooney, Dustin Koski
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- March 22, 2012
5 Reasons 'The Walking Dead' Has to Get Better
This should go without saying, but I'll say it anyway: I'm going to spoil everything in every sense of the term, for everybody. I'm going to spoil the TV show, I'm going to spoil the books and I'm probably going to spoil your overall sunny outlook on life.
- By Robert Brockway
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- March 21, 2012
8 New TV Show Ideas Almost as Stupid as 'Grey's Anatomy'
The title of the TV show ‘Grey's Anatomy’ is what you would get if someone with brain damage free-associated the words ‘Grey’ and ‘medical’ and tried to explain their thought process.
- By Christina H
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- March 20, 2012
4 Sequels Hollywood Should Have Made by Now
But I'm not looking for sequels just for the sake of making sequels. Some movies leave amazing little ideas completely unexplored, because sometimes there's just too much awesomeness to cram into one movie. That's what I'm talking about.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- March 16, 2012
6 Horrifying Implications of the Harry Potter Universe
We have a feeling that Harry Potter is never going away. Which is fine because we love talking about how pants-crappingly terrifying that whole universe is.
- By Micah Kolding, Michael Greenbrier
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- March 14, 2012
4 Superhero Reboots We'll See Next
For all the gritty realism in comic book movies these days, they're not exactly realistic ...
- By Winston Rowntree
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- March 13, 2012
5 Movies That Accidentally Killed Innocent Characters
Occasionally, a movie chooses to kill completely innocent characters in the most horrible way possible for no discernible reason.
- By Mohammed Shariff
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- March 12, 2012
24 Nightmares of Famous Fictional Characters
You can tell a lot about a person by whose name they're shouting when they wake up drenched in their own urine. But unless they're getting disemboweled by Freddy Krueger or in a Christopher Nolan film, we rarely get to look at what evil lurks in the wetmares of famous fictional characters. Until now.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- March 10, 2012
The 5 Things That Separate Troubled Geniuses from Jerkwads
Perhaps the most important question that shows like Sherlock, House, and Luther raise is this: What's the difference between being a troubled, misunderstood soul, and just being an asshole?
- By Robert Brockway
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- March 07, 2012
6 Ridiculous First Drafts of Famous Movie Monsters
It's hard to imagine the Predator or Jabba the Hutt as anything other than the iconic beasts we know and love. But they and others evolved from ideas that at the concept stage were very, very different. And very, very stupid.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- March 07, 2012
4 Famous Pop Culture Moments Everyone Remembers Incorrectly
We blame it all on 'Tommy Boy.'
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- March 02, 2012
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