Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

Stop it Pixar.

• By Tim Babb
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• June 27, 2010

More often than not, the plan of straight-up kicking ass does not make you a great leader. Sending someone to bone your mom doesn't either.

• By Rohan Ramakrishnan
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• June 25, 2010

We can understand watering down a story to make it child-appropriate, but Disney didn't have any business adapting these tales in the first place.

• By Claire G.
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• June 22, 2010

Why did Hollywood give so much influence to someone whose name can't ever be spelled correctly?

• By Christina H
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• June 19, 2010

Those of us raised on the laws of Rambo and Red Dawn are totally boned.

• By Robert Evans
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• June 15, 2010

Rocket hand makes each of the costumes that she is hired to wear at conventions. The amount of time she's spent making and wearing super hero costumes has given her unique insight into parts of a costumed crime fighter's life that you might have taken for granted.

• By Jacopo della Quercia
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• June 05, 2010

Well that pretty much shoots my zombie contingency plan to hell.

• By Jonathan Wojcik
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• May 30, 2010

We understand that a movie poster maker really needs to sell the movie. Sometimes, though, they just go completely nuts and start making things up.

• By Jack Mendoza
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• May 27, 2010

'Lost' will soon be gone, but fortunately, there's something that can fill the hole it will leave in the world. Namely, the world. That's right: There's evidence all around you that reality itself is just a great big 'Lost' flash-sideways.

• By Jacob Sager Weinstein
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• May 22, 2010

If the gritty reboot was realistic.

• By Space Avalanche
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• May 17, 2010

Turns out some timeless classics came about for crass, petty, tasteless, spiteful, greedy or just plain lazy reasons.

• By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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• May 11, 2010

Here is the dark underbelly of animated film,where hacks and zero budget backroom operations try to make money off of modern classics. The results of their work are amazing, in the way that horrible natural disasters are amazing.

• By Jack Mendoza
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• May 05, 2010

Fuck The Karate Kid: Why Life is So Much Harder Than We Think, by Dr. David Wong

• By Jason Pargin
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• May 01, 2010

Occasionally you see a character die in an abrupt, pointless way that seemed to have been written in as an afterthought, or even in such an undignified way that you suspect the writers included it as a 'screw you' to the actor. Well, there's a reason for that.

• By Travis Harder
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• April 25, 2010

Not all fictional sports are created equal. However, most are loads more entertaining than real sports.

• By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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• April 17, 2010