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6 Iconic Movie Leaders (Who Aren't Fit To Lead A Parade)
6 Iconic Movie Leaders (Who Aren't Fit To Lead A Parade)

More often than not, the plan of straight-up kicking ass does not make you a great leader. Sending someone to bone your mom doesn't either.

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7 Classic Disney Movies Based On R-Rated Stories
7 Classic Disney Movies Based On R-Rated Stories

We can understand watering down a story to make it child-appropriate, but Disney didn't have any business adapting these tales in the first place.

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6 Reasons It's Time For Matthew McConaughey To Go Away
6 Reasons It's Time For Matthew McConaughey To Go Away

Why did Hollywood give so much influence to someone whose name can't ever be spelled correctly?

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5 Ridiculous Gun Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)
5 Ridiculous Gun Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)

Those of us raised on the laws of Rambo and Red Dawn are totally boned.

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The 5 Most Impractical Aspects of Superhero Costumes
The 5 Most Impractical Aspects of Superhero Costumes

Rocket hand makes each of the costumes that she is hired to wear at conventions. The amount of time she's spent making and wearing super hero costumes has given her unique insight into parts of a costumed crime fighter's life that you might have taken for granted.

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And You Thought Fast Zombies Were The Worst Kind... [COMIC]
And You Thought Fast Zombies Were The Worst Kind... [COMIC]

Well that pretty much shoots my zombie contingency plan to hell.

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15 Grossly Misleading Movie Posters
15 Grossly Misleading Movie Posters

We understand that a movie poster maker really needs to sell the movie. Sometimes, though, they just go completely nuts and start making things up.

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The 6 Creepiest Ways Reality Imitates 'Lost'
The 6 Creepiest Ways Reality Imitates 'Lost'

'Lost' will soon be gone, but fortunately, there's something that can fill the hole it will leave in the world. Namely, the world. That's right: There's evidence all around you that reality itself is just a great big 'Lost' flash-sideways.

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What Really Happens After a Radioactive Spider Bite [COMIC]
What Really Happens After a Radioactive Spider Bite [COMIC]

If the gritty reboot was realistic.

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5 Pop Culture Classics Created Out of Laziness
5 Pop Culture Classics Created Out of Laziness

Turns out some timeless classics came about for crass, petty, tasteless, spiteful, greedy or just plain lazy reasons.

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The 6 Most Psychotic Rip-Offs of Famous Animated Films
The 6 Most Psychotic Rip-Offs of Famous Animated Films

Here is the dark underbelly of animated film,where hacks and zero budget backroom operations try to make money off of modern classics. The results of their work are amazing, in the way that horrible natural disasters are amazing.

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How 'The Karate Kid' Ruined The Modern World
How 'The Karate Kid' Ruined The Modern World

Fuck The Karate Kid: Why Life is So Much Harder Than We Think, by Dr. David Wong

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The 5 Worst Deaths Written for Great Characters (And Why)
The 5 Worst Deaths Written for Great Characters (And Why)

Occasionally you see a character die in an abrupt, pointless way that seemed to have been written in as an afterthought, or even in such an undignified way that you suspect the writers included it as a 'screw you' to the actor. Well, there's a reason for that.

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The 10 Greatest Fictional Sports Ever Invented
The 10 Greatest Fictional Sports Ever Invented

Not all fictional sports are created equal. However, most are loads more entertaining than real sports.

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