Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
Of Course Pitchfork Crapped On ‘Bill & Ted Face the Music’
The song that saves the entire universe gets a 6.2
- By JM McNab
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- September 06, 2020
We Got Jess On 'New Girl' All Wrong
People get redeemed to some extent throughout the series, but Jess never needed redeeming.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- September 06, 2020
George Lucas Thinks Fans Missed the Point of ‘Star Wars’
It’s a good thing ‘Star Wars’ doesn’t exist in the ‘Star Wars’ universe.
- By JM McNab
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- September 06, 2020
Bugs Bunny Was Created Because Animators Got Lazy
Animators are hardworking people whose jobs aren’t easy, and they especially weren’t in 1938, when you still had to draw with feathers dipped in coal miners’ sweat or whatever.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- September 05, 2020
What 'The Mandalorian' Needs To Remember About Boba Fett
Less is more.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- September 05, 2020
The Over-Abundance Of Dark, Gritty, Realistic 'Batman' Films Is Our Fault
If I had a nickel for every joke about "bat nipples," I'd have enough money to make the lighthearted Batman movie that people seem to want.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- September 05, 2020
Behold, The Evidence That DC's Future Movie Plans Are Bonkers
DC is about to flush the cosmic toilet, evidence suggests.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- September 04, 2020
'The New Mutants' Isn't Just Bad, It's Surprisingly Racist
If you needed yet another reason not to go see the new X-Men movie.
- By JM McNab
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- September 03, 2020
Dude In LA Is Jetpack Flying Next To Planes Like 'The Rocketeer'
2020 is the part of the venn diagram where the '90s meet insanity.
- By Dan Duddy
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- September 02, 2020
'Riverdale' Star Was An Undercover Agent Against Sex Trafficking
It's your classic case of TV star turns sex cop turns TV TV star/sex cop.
- By Dan Duddy
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- September 02, 2020
4 MCU Easter Eggs That Deserve Their Own Movie
Some easter eggs are deeper than others.
- By Adam Wears
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- September 02, 2020
'The West Wing' Was A Useless Fairy Tale
They're Doing A 'West Wing' Reunion ... Great
- By Dan Duddy
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- September 01, 2020
I Went To See ‘Tenet’ Like An Idiot
It was loud, confusing, and lonely.
- By JM McNab
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- September 01, 2020
Janice From 'Friends' Deserved Better
Janice was on another level.
- By Dan Duddy
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- September 01, 2020
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