Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
The 6 Most Psychotic Rip-Offs of Famous Animated Films
Here is the dark underbelly of animated film,where hacks and zero budget backroom operations try to make money off of modern classics. The results of their work are amazing, in the way that horrible natural disasters are amazing.
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- By Jack Mendoza
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553 How 'The Karate Kid' Ruined The Modern World
Fuck The Karate Kid: Why Life is So Much Harder Than We Think, by Dr. David Wong
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- By Jason Pargin
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The 5 Worst Deaths Written for Great Characters (And Why)
Occasionally you see a character die in an abrupt, pointless way that seemed to have been written in as an afterthought, or even in such an undignified way that you suspect the writers included it as a 'screw you' to the actor. Well, there's a reason for that.
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- By Travis Harder
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The 10 Greatest Fictional Sports Ever Invented
Not all fictional sports are created equal. However, most are loads more entertaining than real sports.
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- By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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Kick-Ass Scores A Tentative 'F#@k Yeah' Out of 10
Yes, the movie lives up to its title. In fact, I'd go so far as to say the things these characters do with weapons remind me of the first time I ever saw 'Equilibrium' or 'The Matrix.' Vaughn even has a character specifically name-drop John Woo.
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- By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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The 7 Most Soul-Crushing Series Finales in TV History
There are two ways to end a televisions series: Quietly and respectfully or by loading as much WTF fuel into the last show as possible. Guess which option these guys chose?
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- By Greg Welsh
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The 6 Worst Things That Can (And Did) Happen at a Funeral
Through no fault of their own, funerals are some of the lamest parties ever thrown. And like any lame party, someone is bound to make it 10 times more awkward.
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- By Ian Fortey
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6 Movie Plots Made Possible By Ridiculous Understaffing
Running a cloned-dinosaur facility? Naturally, you'll want to staff it with Newman and that dude from Edge of Darkness.
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- By Anthony Scibelli
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Clash of the Titans: Badass Metal Video, S#!t Movie
If you arm yourself with headphones and enough Iron Maiden to make your ears want to fight each other, you get the most epic metal video ever put on film. While I didn't have the foresight to bring my own soundtrack canceling apparatus, in hindsight 'Clash of the Titans' almost makes more sense viewed as a collection of moving metal-album co
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- By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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6 Horrifying Implications of Awesome Fantasy Movie Universes
Fictional worlds look like fun for two hours at a time, but with a little thought you see why living there would make you want to drink yourself into a stupor.
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- By C. Coville
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'The Skulls': A 10 Year Old Movie That's Already Baffling
YEAR 2000 TRADEMARKS: -Concerns elderly rich perverts in robes (see: Eyes Wide Shut, The Ninth Gate) -Disc sold as "Collector's Edition" -Stars of two WB dramas (Popular and Dawson's Creek) -Spawned numerous straight-to-DVD sequels (see: Bring it On, Wild Things, American Pie)
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- By Pat Cassels
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The 5 Miserable VFX Jobs That Make Movies Possible
Several steps down the ladder from the guys who get all of the (very little) glory, you have an army of peons whose job descriptions seem to have been created as part of some cruel psychological experiment.
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- By Christina H
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The 6 Most Baffling Things Every TV Ad Assumes Are True
Apparently only women eat yogurt and every bodily excriment is blue. Thanks, advertisers!
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- By Soren Bowie
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When Superman Is Bored [COMIC]
What Superman gets up to on a particularly boring day.
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- By Fatawesome .com
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The 5 Most Pointless Ways Big Budget Movies Blew Millions
Movie budgets have gotten so large that it's almost impossible to imagine just what it is they're spending these hundreds of millions on. Well, as with most Hollywood stories, the reality seems more unrealistic than even the worst special effect.
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- By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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