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Please Direct 'Greedo,' Taika Waititi
A Star Wars comedy centered around Greedo is exactly what the franchise needs right now.
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- By Dan Duddy
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15 Nic Cage, In The Role He Was (Maybe) Born To Play
But who will play John Finlay's missing teeth?
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- By Luis Prada
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Uh Oh, We’re Inching Towards the ‘Demolition Man’ Future
Now might be a good time to invest in poop seashells.
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- By JM McNab
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Deeply Cursed Los Angeles Places (You Know From Movies)
Hey, we know that hellhole!
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- By Andrew McRae
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The New 'Twilight' Book Is Gonna Force Readers To Admit That Edward Is A Sexual Predator
Gross, bruh.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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When I Was Growing Up In Indiana, Candyman Was Very Real
Reality, it mirrors a serial-killing bee specter.
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- By William Kuechenberg
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What I Learned From The 'Scrubs' Quarantine Episode
The Scrubs quarantine episode shows our lockdown procedures might not have been up to par.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Peak TV IS Dead. R.I.P.
'House Hunters: LOL' is only the beginning.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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The Unspoken Plot Consequences Of Weird Movie Moments
When you start to unravel these plots, your sanity begins to unravel too.
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- By Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko
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How Alfred Is Totally Useless in 'The Dark Knight'
Batman's trusty butler has a history of incompetence
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- By JM McNab
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Jordan-LeBron's GOAT Debate Should Be Decided By Whose 'Space Jam' Is Better
Michael Jordan and LeBron James are the two all-time greatest at passive-aggressive media narrative control.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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These Are Your 2020 Oscar Winners. Deal With It
And now your Oscar nominees for 2021 ...
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- By Dan Duddy
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Werner Herzog Talking About Baby Yoda is Pure Poetry
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- By JM McNab
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Crazy Hidden Details in Recent Movie Posters
Movie posters: they're not just covering up broken drywall.
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- By JM McNab
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Kayleigh McEnany Proves We Don't Need A Press Secretary Anymore
We're tired of Trump's press secretaries and we're tired of people covering them.
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- By Dan Duddy
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