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The 6 Stupidest Ways Superheroes Protected Secret Identities
Every respectable superhero must have a secret identity, because there's nothing more heroic than lying to everyone you know.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok, Diana McCallum
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- July 14, 2013
4 Things Movies Always Get Wrong About Awkward People
While I have no idea if Hollywood is accurate in its portrayal of doctors or lawyers or functioning human beings, I can say with total certainty that, when it comes to writing about awkward people, Hollywood is absolutely dogshit.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- July 12, 2013
6 Unresolved Cliffhangers That Ruined Great TV Shows
Let's take a moment to sympathize with the cult followings of these shows who will never know how their stories turned out.
- By Henrik Magnusson
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- July 08, 2013
6 Kids Movies Clearly Made by People Who Hate Children
While a studio like Pixar can consistently put out movies that entertain kids and adults alike, a lot of misguided attempts to make films for the younger crowd currently pollute Netflix and video stores.
- By Felix Clay
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- July 05, 2013
5 Insane Moments From the Manliest Movie Ever Made
You might think that 'a movie about dirt bike jousting directed by George Romero' would pretty much cover all the bizarre stuff going on in this movie, but trust me on this: It is only the beginning.
- By Chris Sims
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- June 28, 2013
5 Seemingly Crazy Behaviors the Internet Says Are OK
So here's the deal. I compiled a list of the most insane things I do and then looked them up online to make my diagnosis.
- By Gladstone
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- June 27, 2013
4 Mistakes Every Movie Monster Seems to Make
How come stuff like this keeps happening?
- By Tom Reimann
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- June 18, 2013
5 Famous Movie Characters Who Wasted Awesome Superpowers
Seriously, most of these characters use their incredible abilities to do one or two neat things and then forget they have them.
- By Nathaniel Cope, Josh Hrala, Rich Solomon
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- June 18, 2013
7 Bizarre Early Versions of Famous Characters
The reality is that lots of your favorite franchises had to suffer through ill-conceived false starts before rounding into shape, at which point their creators hoped you would forget all about the early efforts.
- By Joe Oliveto, Maxwell Yezpitelok, Robert Rosati
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- June 17, 2013
4 Tips for Enjoying the New 'Arrested Development' Season
While I, of course, can't prove the naysayers 'wrong,' perhaps I can give them four tips to assist them in their viewing experience.
- By Gladstone
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- June 16, 2013
5 Terrible Lessons We Learned from Superman Movies
These are pure good vs. evil stories, and Supes is always on the good side. Right?
- By Tom Salitsky
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- June 16, 2013
5 Great Movies With Mind-Blowing Symbolism You Didn't Notice
Sometimes a movie you've seen a million times will convince you it's about something very simple, when, in fact, there was a hidden meaning all along.
- By Jacopo della Quercia , J.F. Sargent
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- June 10, 2013
5 Unintentionally Hilarious Moments in Every True Crime Show
We've seen just about all of the grisly crime porn available, and most of it doesn't make for great comedy. That can't be said for the things on this list, though!
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- June 08, 2013
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