This is stuff even the most dedicated fans would need a magnifying glass to catch.
Feel free to disagree with us, but we think we've found compelling cases for all of these.
As a cinephile, I owed myself the pleasure of watching these movies to determine what the hell they were about. And so I did. And now I share the experience with you. My condolences.
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Despite the obvious superiority of gritty reboots, many old shows and movies are still lying around uselessly in stupid non-darkness, waiting for Hollywood to sprinkle them with some harsh, family-killing reality.
Here are four movies that define my favorite, previously unnamed literary device: the 'Trans-Redemptive Symbol.'
Turns out lots of famous movies were pretty close to being so irredeemably dumb that no one would have watched them.
Not all sequels are some sort of official corruption of creativity ... because sometimes they're not official at all.
I get a limited number of days on this Earth, and binge-watching Netflix is where one of them went.