Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
6 Weird-Ass Upcoming Movies That Deserve More Hype
These six films are primed to knock your tits off in the foreseeable future.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- August 26, 2015
5 Subtle Ways Hollywood Taught You To Be A Worse Person
Whether we admit it or not, most of us will spend our adult lives trying to unlearn the shit pop culture taught us when we were growing up.
- By David Wong
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- August 26, 2015
6 Reasons There's No Escape From Hollywood Racism
'No Escape' could have just used #FFFFFF, the perfect RGB color code for this movie and also an acronym for the words spoken by anyone watching this bullshit.
- By Luke McKinney
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- August 25, 2015
5 Beloved Kids Shows That Were Perverted Behind The Scenes
When the cast and crew of children's TV start to unwind they tend to do it in ways that forever color our memories of our favorite cartoons and Nickelodeon game shows with the knowledge that nefarious boner jokes were lurking just off-screen.
- By Patrick Coyne
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- August 24, 2015
5 Iconic Roles That Made Actors' Lives A Living Hell
Some roles haunt famous actors for the rest of their lives.
- By Jim Avery
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- August 23, 2015
The Brutally Honest Version of Ant-Man Moviegoers Deserved
'Screw you and the spinoff TV series you rode in on. I didn't invent this shrinking formula just so it could fall into the wrong hands.'
- By The Editing Room
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- August 20, 2015
15 Iconic Movie Scenes Improved By A Change In Cast
Sometimes it is possible to improve upon perfection.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 20, 2015
4 Ghastly Horrors That Somehow Made It Into Kids' Movies
Sometimes, you need to double-check those so-called kids' films, lest you plop the spawn down for happy-time viewing and wind up inadvertently corrupting them.
- By Alex Fukui
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- August 18, 2015
22 Movie Cliches That Just Won't Die
Like the props they use and the reboots they show up in, movie characters are starting to sound like an echo chamber.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 17, 2015
6 Sidekicks Who Should Have Been The Leader
Sidekicks get a raw deal, which is a shame really, because for every Watson who humbly plays beer-bitch to the much superior Holmes, there are other sidekicks who should clearly be the ones doing the keg stand.
- By Matt Cowan
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- August 16, 2015
F#@% Blake Griffin: How Nike Just Ruined Space Jam
As Cracked's foremost 'Space Jam' Authority and Occasional Wearer Of Shoes, I obviously have a lot of issues here.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- August 15, 2015
22 Famous Movie Romances You Never Realized Are Creepy
Movie romances leave us feeling warm and fuzzy, but really only because we never stop to think about them.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 15, 2015
6 Famous Movie Villains Whose Evil Schemes Make Zero Sense
Some villains opt to skip the over-complicated planning and instead go for schemes that make no sense right from the very first nefarious laugh.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- August 14, 2015
The 31 Most Profane Things Movie Characters Were Thinking
How much better would our favorite movies be if there weren't any language restrictions?
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 14, 2015
10 Gritty Reboots We Can't Stop Hollywood From Making
Not even the fun movies and shows you grew up with can escape the grittiness of the modern world.
- By Randall Maynard
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- August 13, 2015
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