These six films are primed to knock your tits off in the foreseeable future.
Whether we admit it or not, most of us will spend our adult lives trying to unlearn the shit pop culture taught us when we were growing up.
When the cast and crew of children's TV start to unwind they tend to do it in ways that forever color our memories of our favorite cartoons and Nickelodeon game shows with the knowledge that nefarious boner jokes were lurking just off-screen.
Some roles haunt famous actors for the rest of their lives.
'Screw you and the spinoff TV series you rode in on. I didn't invent this shrinking formula just so it could fall into the wrong hands.'
Sometimes it is possible to improve upon perfection.
Sometimes, you need to double-check those so-called kids' films, lest you plop the spawn down for happy-time viewing and wind up inadvertently corrupting them.
As Cracked's foremost 'Space Jam' Authority and Occasional Wearer Of Shoes, I obviously have a lot of issues here.
Movie romances leave us feeling warm and fuzzy, but really only because we never stop to think about them.
Some villains opt to skip the over-complicated planning and instead go for schemes that make no sense right from the very first nefarious laugh.
How much better would our favorite movies be if there weren't any language restrictions?
Not even the fun movies and shows you grew up with can escape the grittiness of the modern world.