Why don't we check out some movie-worthy theories out there and see if Hollywood will bite?
Enjoy this transcript of the interview, titled 'Things Spider-Man Hasn't Learned.'
You'd be surprised by how close some great TV shows came to destroying themselves with awful storylines.
Cracked talked to 'The Biggest Loser' Season 3 runner-up Kai Hibbard, who told us that behind the hasty weight loss, trumped-up drama, and dramatic music, there lurked a dark side.
The following biopics have as much in common with the true events they depict as 'Super Mario Bros.' depicts the day in the life of an Italian plumber.
You'll be surprised at just how much you might have accidentally learned from your favorite movies and TV shows.
What if, instead of going to Hogwarts and fighting Voldemort, Harry took his magic and his dumbest friend and hightailed it to America?
What if an 11-year-old Harry Potter had told Hagrid and Dumbledore they could piss right off with all that wizarding B.S.?
The following article will pretty much consist entirely of spoilers. Please stop reading if you don't want to find out that Frank is actually not the original werewolf and that his death at the hands of President Van Helsing does not end the werewolf plague.
Here are a few useful tips and tricks you can learn about the world's oldest sport (murder), just by watching true crime shows.
It's like the filmmakers are out to piss off the people who came up with the story in the first place.
If you ever decide to cut a scene from your movie, make sure you're not doing it for incredibly stupid reasons. Otherwise you risk accidentally scrapping an important part of cinematic history.