If a film did well this year, it's guaranteed there will be ten more identical ones following along like mediocre ducklings
While it's publically understood that leaking someone's sex tape is super immoral, that hasn't stopped us from trivializing it in the same dumb ways every single time.
Professor Flitwick's complete makeover couldn't have been an accident.
Tim Burton should just remake all of Hollywood's most violent films using stop-motion.
We could've had Wu-Tang in a Marvel flick. Someone really dropped the ball.
Pretty much more shots of Jason Biggs' butt while he defiles all the pies.
George Lucas' cameo is as awful as you're imagining it.
If there are two ingredients guaranteed to automatically up the insanity quotient of your 'Aladdin' movie, it's the 1970s and Bollywood.
Some of these places have IMDB resumes would-be actors would kill for.
The film was technically inept, its plot was nonsense, and the actors seemed to be actively trying to escape the set in every scene. And now hear from one of them.
All of these were thought up while people were seething and taking a shower.
Unbelievably, there are far worse crimes than 'Batman v Superman.'
Any school where your final grade is determined pretty much by your success at field day is OK by us.
We won't lie: 'A New Hope' was great, but that lightsaber duel sucked.