Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

If Age Of Ultron Was 10 Times Shorter And Way More Honest

Remember you need to watch 41 hours of 'Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.' to understand any of this.


5 Beloved Disney Movies Based On R-Rated Stories

Old-timey storytellers apparently didn't write fairy tales for kids -- they wrote them to keep jaded serial killers entertained while waiting on death row.


22 Beloved Franchises That Completely Went Off The Rails

All too often, ideas are sucked dry and left to die in a soggy gutter.


5 Pros And Cons Of Leaving Your Child In The Wilderness

The next time my shrink smugly asks about my woods/children practices, I'll be ready with an answer.


20 Famous Movie Scenes That Are Hilarious In Reverse

Ever since someone from the days of VCRs discovered the joy found by rewinding certain scenes over and over again, life has been much more hilarious.


8 Actors Who Do The Same Exact Thing On Every Movie Poster

Whether it be because of some irrational fear, bizarre superstition, very specific form of vanity, or other reason only they know, some actors do the exact same thing on every poster.


Great Movies With Disasters Behind The Scenes

How do you get a great film when everyone on set hates each other? Pray you're being directed by Ridley Scott.


5 Movie Villains Who Stupidly Sabotaged Their Own Schemes

While we don't expect our bad guys to be infallible geniuses, we at least expect them to not be actively tripping all over themselves like Super Dave Osborne.


20 Brilliant Background Jokes You Missed In Movies & TV

Oh the wondrous joys you'll find when utilizing the pause button.


6 Reasons Modern Movie CGI Looks Surprisingly Crappy

Why do a bunch of us find the photorealistic carnage of today's movie trailers so unappealing? Well ...


6 Movie Adaptations That Wisely Cut Ridiculous Details

Whether the original was a beloved novel or popular comic, Hollywood seems to take a perverse kind of pleasure in butchering it. But in the name of fairness, we should take a moment to celebrate all those times they got it right.


18 Happy Endings That Hoped You Weren't Paying Attention

Apparently some of the greatest films in history have some of the biggest cop outs for endings.


5 Dark Drug Metaphors You Missed In Disney's Mary Poppins

All the evidence is laid out pretty well in the movie.


15 Movie Characters That Must Put Their Friends Through Hell

Rolling with a posse can be tough, especially if you aren't the leader.