Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

6 Things I Learned Owning A 'Haunted House' On Reality TV
6 Things I Learned Owning A 'Haunted House' On Reality TV

Ghost-hunting reality shows are super hot right now. You know what else they are? So full of shit that their eyes have turned brown.

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5 Lessons All Movies Should Learn From 'Mad Max'
5 Lessons All Movies Should Learn From 'Mad Max'

Mad Max: Fury Road was a success on every level. And Hollywood learned jack squat from it.

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5 Movie Stars Who Demanded Hilariously Insane Plot Changes
5 Movie Stars Who Demanded Hilariously Insane Plot Changes

Some stars have ended up changing the way a movie or show turned out not because of any artistic vision, but through ridiculous demands.

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5 Reasons It's Impossible To Recreate Marvel's Movie Success
5 Reasons It's Impossible To Recreate Marvel's Movie Success

It's unclear if anybody in Hollywood's examining whether or not funding an endless series of interlocking films is quite possibly a disastrous idea.

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6 Brilliant Clues Hidden In The Background Of TV Shows
6 Brilliant Clues Hidden In The Background Of TV Shows

We're betting most of you didn't catch any of these the first time around.

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If Age Of Ultron Was 10 Times Shorter And Way More Honest
If Age Of Ultron Was 10 Times Shorter And Way More Honest

Remember you need to watch 41 hours of 'Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.' to understand any of this.

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5 Beloved Disney Movies Based On R-Rated Stories
5 Beloved Disney Movies Based On R-Rated Stories

Old-timey storytellers apparently didn't write fairy tales for kids -- they wrote them to keep jaded serial killers entertained while waiting on death row.

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5 Pros And Cons Of Leaving Your Child In The Wilderness
5 Pros And Cons Of Leaving Your Child In The Wilderness

The next time my shrink smugly asks about my woods/children practices, I'll be ready with an answer.

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8 Actors Who Do The Same Exact Thing On Every Movie Poster
8 Actors Who Do The Same Exact Thing On Every Movie Poster

Whether it be because of some irrational fear, bizarre superstition, very specific form of vanity, or other reason only they know, some actors do the exact same thing on every poster.

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Great Movies With Disasters Behind The Scenes
Great Movies With Disasters Behind The Scenes

How do you get a great film when everyone on set hates each other? Pray you're being directed by Ridley Scott.

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5 Movie Villains That Stupidly Sabotaged Their Schemes
5 Movie Villains That Stupidly Sabotaged Their Schemes

While we don't expect our bad guys to be infallible geniuses, we at least expect them to not be actively tripping all over themselves like Super Dave Osborne.

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6 Reasons Modern Movie CGI Looks Surprisingly Crappy
6 Reasons Modern Movie CGI Looks Surprisingly Crappy

Why do a bunch of us find the photorealistic carnage of today's movie trailers so unappealing? Well ...

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6 Ridiculous Details Wisely Cut From Movie Adaptations
6 Ridiculous Details Wisely Cut From Movie Adaptations

Whether the original was a beloved novel or popular comic, Hollywood seems to take a perverse kind of pleasure in butchering it. But in the name of fairness, we should take a moment to celebrate all those times they got it right.

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5 Dark Drug Metaphors You Missed In Disney's Mary Poppins
5 Dark Drug Metaphors You Missed In Disney's Mary Poppins

All the evidence is laid out pretty well in the movie.

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