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Only the Force could have guided such ineptitude into becoming a masterpiece.
- By Jim Doughty
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- July 31, 2015
It's just plain weird to pretend that these abandoned, enslaved, psychologically tortured and abused children would all have enjoyed happy endings.
- By Emma Larkins
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- July 30, 2015
More often that not, the Good Guys often come off as awful assholes, and the Bad Guys we're supposed to hate are actually decent people who are getting a bad rap.
- By Erik Germ
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- July 30, 2015
Yo, does anyone know where I can find this?
- By Cody Johnston
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- July 28, 2015
Sometimes a cliffhanger is really an opportunity for reflection.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- July 26, 2015
It's almost one o'clock in the morning. I'm ten movies deep into an 11-movie Wayans Brothers marathon that began at 7:15 a.m. the previous day. I'm tired. I'm angry.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- July 23, 2015
Asking questions won't ruin a movie for you. OK, yeah, maybe asking these questions will.
- By Jason Pargin
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- July 23, 2015
Clearly, the most impressive superpower in the universe isn't strength or invulnerability; it's having a dong.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- July 21, 2015
This is the single most brilliant money-making idea ever conceived.
- By Nathan Rabin
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- July 21, 2015
Just how dumb is Skynet? Here's the first seven ways I could think of that it could have succeeded insanely easily in destroying John and/or Sarah Connor.
- By Felix Clay
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- July 16, 2015
I think a large part of the appeal is that these movies often teach some of the darkest lessons you'll ever learn as a child, and take that pressure off of the parents' backs.
- By Matt Cowan
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- July 15, 2015
There are tons of off-the-wall characters out there just waiting to be filmed, each providing a potential solution to certain issues that seem to plague nigh every superhero franchise.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- July 14, 2015
Because those who do not study the past are doomed to repeat it, here are some examples of some truly insane, child-ruining pieces of classic animation.
- By Vincent Pall, Adam Koski
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- July 12, 2015
It turns out a bunch of famously serious or edgy artists secretly make children's entertainment so wholesome that any cynic's heart would vomit puppies and rainbows.
- By JM McNab
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- July 11, 2015
Some characters have unmentioned secondary skills that are so incredible that their primary superpower eats a pale shit in comparison.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- July 10, 2015
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