Only the Force could have guided such ineptitude into becoming a masterpiece.
It's just plain weird to pretend that these abandoned, enslaved, psychologically tortured and abused children would all have enjoyed happy endings.
Yo, does anyone know where I can find this?
Sometimes a cliffhanger is really an opportunity for reflection.
It's almost one o'clock in the morning. I'm ten movies deep into an 11-movie Wayans Brothers marathon that began at 7:15 a.m. the previous day. I'm tired. I'm angry.
Clearly, the most impressive superpower in the universe isn't strength or invulnerability; it's having a dong.
This is the single most brilliant money-making idea ever conceived.
It turns out a bunch of famously serious or edgy artists secretly make children's entertainment so wholesome that any cynic's heart would vomit puppies and rainbows.