These super-nerds are out there right now, crunching the numbers on things that actually matter.
What Indian movies lack in originality they more than make up for in complete and utter insanity.
Sometimes an actor manages to sink into the public consciousness twice, playing two separate iconic roles, and still doesn't become a household name.
The people making the ads know the score. And sometimes, they're tired of playing the game. They want to tear down the whole world from the inside.
Over the years, people have done some ridiculous things with the 'Star Wars' films in an attempt to put their own stamp on the movies they love.
Once in a while, a commercial accidentally shows you glimpses of the real world in such blunt and uncompromising ways, you'll think it was advertising Zoloft-flavored vodka.
These special people wrote some fan fiction that will make it impossible to ever watch 'Game of Thrones' again without feeling like you need a shower.
Out of their original context, many of these are pure nightmare fuel.