Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

A Round-Up Of The Internet's Premature 'Matrix' Reboot Rage

No one knows anything about the would-be reboot, but that hasn't stopped them from losing their minds about it.

By Ian Fortey
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March 16, 2017

6 WTF Stumbling Blocks (That Almost Killed Famous Movies)

Hollywood films are always one manic breakdown, drunken mistake, or nervous producer away from shutting down and disappearing into oblivion.

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By Chris Sutcliffe, Jordan Breeding
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March 15, 2017

Supervillain Gadgets That Are Hilarious In Retrospect

While a superpower is often randomly granted to you, a gadget is something that comes out of your own dumb noggin -- and this can reveal some stupidly amazing things.

By Daniel Dockery
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March 14, 2017

5 Dumb Things Hollywood Apparently Believes About Scientists

Movies are wrong about fundamental things like what scientists do, why they do it, and whether they wear lab coats while working on their computers.

By Aaron Kheifets
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March 13, 2017

5 Movie And TV Questions That Are (Almost) Too Dark To Ask

Gird your loins, for we are treading down the footpath of eternal darkness.

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By Logan Trent
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March 13, 2017

Why Movies Now Look Like Colorless, Lifeless Crap

Hollywood has hired serial killers to color their films.

By David Christopher Bell
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March 12, 2017

The Untold Story Behind The Hogwarts Cat

There might be a tragic story behind Mrs. Norris.

By Amanda Mannen
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March 11, 2017

7 Famous Actors In Hit Movies (That Were A Personal Hell)

It turns out that forcing actors to shut their mouths and act in a movie they want nothing to do with can result in massive hits, cult classics ... and, yes, the occasional turd.

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By Cedric Voets
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March 10, 2017

Jackman And Stewart Just Dissed 'X-Men' And No One Noticed

You have to do a little reading between the lines, but it won't take much squinting to see the half-hidden 'up yours' in there.

By Daniel Dockery
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March 09, 2017

Disney Just Loves Making You Picture F*cking Its Characters

I just rewatched a bunch of Disney movies, and they're really trying to put sexy thoughts in our head at times when no one should have those thoughts there.