Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
Hollywood has done its damnedest to cover all of its bases when it comes to people falling in love. But if you're not 'spontaneous' apparently you're still screwed.
- By Dan Hopper
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- September 24, 2017
Trump was the rich bully of his time (and still is), which inspired many fictionalized versions of him as villainous characters meant to symbolize the greed and cynicism of 1980s capitalism.
- By Cedric Voets
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- September 24, 2017
These are the equivalent of wearing glasses when you don't need them and using fancy words you don't know the meaning of.
- By Saikat Bhowmik, Jordan Breeding, Dan Hopper, Avery Hayden Pierce
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- September 24, 2017
It's a great time for a comic nerd to be alive. But if you fear suffering a superhero movie burnout, I have a way to keep things fresh.
- By Ian Fortey
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- September 22, 2017
Obi-Wan only heard millions of voices cry out in terror because George Lucas' wallet was empty.
- By JM McNab
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- September 22, 2017
We also look to sci-fi to predict the future, but it turns out we should've been paying closer attention to our comedies.
- By Michael Dawson , James Kinneen, Michael Garowee, E.M. Caris, Barry Scott
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- September 21, 2017
We need another big budget bigfoot movie, stat.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- September 19, 2017
Spoiler alert for the seven of you who wanted to see these movies.
- By JM McNab
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- September 18, 2017
'Super Smash Bros.' is one of the greatest franchises of all time. But it's produced some strange offshoots.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- September 17, 2017
Even if you aren't watching a superhero movie, literally every movie character still has superhuman abilities you never considered.
- By Ryan Lichtenstein, Maxwell C. Rettig
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- September 17, 2017
If there's anything we don't need 'sexified' it's the products we use to unclog our toilets after a night of Taco Bell.
- By E. Reid Ross, Scott Elizabeth Baird, Mike Bedard, Ivan Farkas, E.M. Caris
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- September 16, 2017
How does one polish a brawny turd in an age when resources like Rotten Tomatoes have made the average moviegoer hyper-aware of mediocrity? Glad you asked.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- September 15, 2017
We're still using real firearms in movies, and that's pretty terrifying.
- By Robert Evans
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- September 15, 2017
Matt Damon might be the first person since Rick Moranis to make an awesome movie about shrinking people.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- September 14, 2017
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