Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

A Round-Up Of The Internet's Premature 'Matrix' Reboot Rage

No one knows anything about the would-be reboot, but that hasn't stopped them from losing their minds about it.


6 WTF Stumbling Blocks (That Almost Killed Famous Movies)

Hollywood films are always one manic breakdown, drunken mistake, or nervous producer away from shutting down and disappearing into oblivion.


Supervillain Gadgets That Are Hilarious In Retrospect

While a superpower is often randomly granted to you, a gadget is something that comes out of your own dumb noggin -- and this can reveal some stupidly amazing things.


5 Dumb Things Hollywood Apparently Believes About Scientists

Movies are wrong about fundamental things like what scientists do, why they do it, and whether they wear lab coats while working on their computers.


5 Movie And TV Questions That Are (Almost) Too Dark To Ask

Gird your loins, for we are treading down the footpath of eternal darkness.


Why Movies Now Look Like Colorless, Lifeless Crap

Hollywood has hired serial killers to color their films.


The Untold Story Behind The Hogwarts Cat

There might be a tragic story behind Mrs. Norris.


7 Famous Actors In Hit Movies (That Were A Personal Hell)

It turns out that forcing actors to shut their mouths and act in a movie they want nothing to do with can result in massive hits, cult classics ... and, yes, the occasional turd.


Jackman And Stewart Just Dissed 'X-Men' And No One Noticed

You have to do a little reading between the lines, but it won't take much squinting to see the half-hidden 'up yours' in there.


Disney Just Loves Making You Picture F*cking Its Characters

I just rewatched a bunch of Disney movies, and they're really trying to put sexy thoughts in our head at times when no one should have those thoughts there.


5 Classic Horror Films That Have Super Underrated Sequels

The first movie in a series, especially when you're dealing with the horror genre, is usually considered hallowed ground. Usually ... but not always.


5 Really Awesome Movies Hidden Inside Really Crappy Movies

Some utterly forgettable movies could have been downright amazing, with just a few small tweaks.


Movie And Show Questions Fans (Somehow) Answered

We don't need to know the solution to every single mystery posed by our favorite shows or movies, right? Spoiler alert: wrong.