Fair warning: SPOILERS INCOMING!
No child should've ever been let around Captain Kangaroo.
Just because the drugs are fake in movies doesn't mean you can't still overdose on them.
Movies based on true stories often leave a lot out. And sometimes, what's left out changes the whole story.
On the surface, Qui-Gon Jinn seemed to be a logical warrior. But dig a little deeper, and you find yourself wondering how he even became a Jedi Master.
Even David Bowie at his sexiest couldn't stop the 'Star Wars' tank from rolling over everyone.
It's amazing how much less stressful your life becomes when you decide to reduce your pop culture intake.
Mance Rayder? More like Mance I'm-Not-Very-Good-At-This-Leading-An-Army-Thing-der. Or something like that.
Silly shows and films look silly but sometimes are secretly smart and super un-silly.
George Lucas insisted that Jake Lloyd be cast as Anakin Skywalker ... so that explains a lot of things about 'Phantom Menace' already.
Whatever became of Aladdin, exactly? Steven Spielberg know.