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'Jurassic Park's Weird History With The Olympics
Dinosaurs plus skating equals ... awkwardness.
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- By JM McNab
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0 Dakota Johnson's Hard Job Of Topping 'Spider-Man: The Animated Series' Madame Web
Before Dakota Johnson, there was Stan Lee's wife: Joan Lee.
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- By JM McNab
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Spaceballs' Classic Merchandising Joke Had Another Layer
'Where the real money from the movie is made' -- but not with this movie.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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6 Outdated Supervillain Tropes, Updated for Today
So you want to be a hip, modern kind of supervillain, huh? Allow us to help.
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- By Eirik Gumeny
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Guessing 'Knives Out 2's Plot From The New Five-Second Clip
Could a 50-year-old movie be a clue?
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- By JM McNab
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'The Book Of Boba Fett' Reminds Us That The Jedi Suck
Is it so hard to not kidnap children?
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- By JM McNab
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For Blofeld, They Just Grabbed An Actor Who'd Already Been In A Bond Film
Did they think everyone forgot the last Sean Connery film or ... ?
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Channing Tatum’s ‘Gambit’ Movie Would Have Been a Rom-Com?
“You had me at ‘hello’ … Gambit.”
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- By JM McNab
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‘Dune’s Villain Looked Ridiculous Behind-The-Scenes
When will we be able to buy Stellan Skarsgard's bodysuit on eBay?
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- By JM McNab
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The Wicked Witch's Broom Blew Up, Sending Her To The Hospital
That was an 11-day hospitalization right there.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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6 Underrated Supervillain Henchmen, In Need Of Respect
Let's shine a spotlight on the middle-managers of malice.
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- By Erik Barnes
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Every New Batman Must Save A Random Kid
'The Batman' knows how to make audiences root for Bruce Wayne.
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- By JM McNab
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Why Does Anyone Fear The Hutts?
Seems like they could easily be bested by a casual jog.
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- By JM McNab
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How To Successfully Deliver A Villainous Monologue
Time to hear yourself speak. You’ve earned it
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- By Erik Germ
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Voldemort Makes Much More Sense As A Frenchman
No, it's not because France is more pleasant without a nose.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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