Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

5 Major Ways That Fantasy Movies And Porn Overlap

Pretty much all heroes in fantasy are the Ron Jeremy's of their worlds.

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3 Ultra Specific Rules Hollywood Has About Incest Plots

The way Hollywood talks about incest is somehow even weirder than the idea of people wanting to get some non-strange strange.

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6 Big Movies Made By The Last Person You'd Expect

Turns out Michael Myers had a pretty wholesome career when not murdering teenagers.

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6 Places You're Picturing Utterly Wrong (Thank Pop Culture!)

If you're thinking about moving to Hell's Kitchen to become a blind vigilante, you better be making a lot of money.

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The DC Movie Universe Is Sucking (And It's Batman's Fault)

After Christopher Nolan's 'Dark Knight' trilogy, Warner Bros. had a tough choice to make. They could give the character a rest for a little while and wait for the proper inspiration, or they could not do that at all.

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5 Parodies That Stopped Working When Real Movies Got Dumber

As long as cinema has existed, it's always been ready, willing, and able to completely embarrass itself for cash.

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6 Of Your Fave Characters (Who Nearly Sucked Out The Gate)

The Soup Nazi was one bad decision away from the being least-quoted 'Seinfeld' character of all time.

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5 Weird Rules Hollywood Has About The Undead

So, you've died. I'm sorry to hear that and I will mourn for several silent moments before going through your pockets.

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8 Hilariously WTF Backstories Behind Your Favorite Shows

If you love MST3K, thank Elton John.

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5 Movie Conflicts That Only Happened To Advance The Plot

It's actually pretty amazing that the Rebel Alliance were able to defeat the Empire.

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5 Movies That Totally Forgot To Punish Their Villain

Sometimes children's movies seem to completely forget that consequences exist.

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5 Movies That Could Have Been Fixed By Swapping Their Flaws

Someone needs to make a 'Phantom Menace' / 'Force Awakens' supercut ASAP.

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8 Movies That Looked Hilarious (Before The CGI Was Added)

In person, it seems as though the X-Men are actually uncannily dorky.

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3 Penis Tropes In Hollywood That You Never Noticed

Despite being primarily written by men, movies and TV shows have some pretty cockamamie hang-ups about the human willy.

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