The Han Solo prequel movie is currently a metaphorical flaming sail barge in a monster-filled desert.
Sequels can retroactively ruin their predecessors by introducing plot elements that turn them into nonsense.
Fair warning: SPOILERS INCOMING!
It's always a drag when real-life seeps into our favorite fictional worlds.
No child should've ever been let around Captain Kangaroo.
Just because the drugs are fake in movies doesn't mean you can't still overdose on them.
Movies based on true stories often leave a lot out. And sometimes, what's left out changes the whole story.
On the surface, Qui-Gon Jinn seemed to be a logical warrior. But dig a little deeper, and you find yourself wondering how he even became a Jedi Master.
Even David Bowie at his sexiest couldn't stop the 'Star Wars' tank from rolling over everyone.
It's amazing how much less stressful your life becomes when you decide to reduce your pop culture intake.
Mance Rayder? More like Mance I'm-Not-Very-Good-At-This-Leading-An-Army-Thing-der. Or something like that.
If any of these get made into spin-offs, we demand oodles of dollars. OODLES!