Sometimes if you tell hundreds of people you're the king of a far-off land, they'll just believe you.
Someday we must all learn about the prodigious love life of H.G. Wells.
The upside was that the pay (like the height) was well above-average. The downside was that you didn't have much of a choice.
Things aren't always so black and white.
It’s like if cleavage was outlawed, so everyone started getting horny about turtlenecks.
It's the 'Game of Thrones' of third-rate pizza.
The ortolan is a small songbird that’s considered a French delicacy, but it ain’t no chicken.
He was like a Soviet Hannibal Lecter, though he sucked at it.
They were the original 'Wet Bandits.'
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is an absurd helium-filled mess.
They store down Death. Death blinked.