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A Man Changed His Name To George George, And Thought He Had A Good Reason<\/a><\/h2>

He was the son of Rube Goldberg, who feared for his family's safety.<\/p>

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By Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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That Time Coors Tried to Sell Non-Alcoholic Water (And Failed)<\/a><\/h2>

In the early 1990s, Coors tried to get in on the growing bottled water market. It didn't work.<\/p>

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By Ethan Tyrrell <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Of The Most Badass Ways Cultures Used To Treat Their Dead<\/a><\/h2>

Dying can be a stylish, luxurious affair.<\/p>

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By Ivan Farkas <\/a> <\/dd>
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The Polar Bears: The Americans Who Fought (Their Allies) Russia In WW1<\/a><\/h2>

Woodrow Wilson sent a bunch of dudes from Michigan to fight the Russians. Confused?<\/p>

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By Steven Assarian <\/a> <\/dd>
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The 'Stiff' Drink's Dark, Disgusting Creation<\/a><\/h2>

\"Hey, let's get a couple of cold ones.\"<\/p>

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By Oona O'Brien <\/a> <\/dd>
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The Cave Animation Work Of Pre-Historic Walt Disneys<\/a><\/h2>

Animation began with cave paintings from 19000 B.C.E.<\/p>

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By Oona O'Brien <\/a> <\/dd>
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Playboy Bunnies Helped with A (Controversial) Vietnam War Evacuation<\/a><\/h2>

In April 1975, the US government evacuated orphans from Vietnam, and a plane owned by Playboy founder Hugh Hefner helped.<\/p>

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By Ethan Tyrrell <\/a> <\/dd>
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The Tale Of The '40s Evangelical 'Doctor' Officially Dubbed 'King Of The Quacks'<\/a><\/h2>

Curtis Springer once convinced everyone that he was a highly trained medical professional.<\/p>

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By Oona O'Brien <\/a> <\/dd>
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History's Dumbest Explorers: The Burke And Wills Expedition<\/a><\/h2>

The qualifications for embarking on a major continental expedition were beyond lacking.<\/p>

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By Ethan Tyrrell <\/a> <\/dd>
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Was Shakespeare The Father Of Modern True Crime?<\/a><\/h2>

Did the Bard write the first true crime adaptation that also sounds like a story the Coen Brothers would do? Possibly so.<\/p>

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By Zanandi Botes <\/a> <\/dd>
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How The Original (And Literal) Snake Oil Salesman Got Started<\/a><\/h2>

The real start to fake quackery.<\/p>

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By Ethan Tyrrell <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Business Tricks That Were So Devilish, We Ain't Even Mad<\/a><\/h2>

Man, we wish we thought of these.<\/p>

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By Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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Lawyer Richard Nixon's First Case Went So Badly, He Almost Got Disbarred<\/a><\/h2>

\"Mr. Nixon, I have serious doubts whether you have the ethical qualifications to practice law.\"<\/p>

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By Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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JFK's Pulitzer Prize Winning Book Wasn't Written By JFK<\/a><\/h2>

In other words, the rich jock made the nerd do his homework.<\/p>

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By Nathan Williams <\/a> <\/dd>
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