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18 Jokes for the Hall of Fame, September 6, 2023
‘The hot dog is the perfect symbol for America — it’s enjoyable, but the more you look into how it was made, the less you wanna know’
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- By Erik Barnes
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The 5 Funniest ‘Seinfeld’ Bloopers
Fine, YOU try to keep a straight face around Jerry Stiller
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- By Matt Solomon
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19 of the Funniest Tweets from September 5, 2023
Sometimes you just gotta raise a glass to Geoffrey
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- By Ian Garner
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Woody Allen Says Cancel Culture Is ‘Silly,’ But He Still Supports #MeToo
In a shocking instance of self-awareness, Allen even claimed he should have been the ‘poster boy’ for #MeToo
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Late Jimmy Buffett Saved Colin Jost’s Life After A Gnarly Surfing Accident
Buffett’s heroism saved Jost from a watery grave out in St. Barts
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- By Keegan Kelly
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5 Clean Comedians That Sell Out Places Other Than Utah Faster Than You Can Say Brian Regan
Clean comics say the gosh darndest things
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- By Matt Solomon
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18 Jokes for the Hall of Fame, September 5, 2023
‘I was talking to my therapist, and he goes, ‘You tend to pursue damaged people and try to help them.’ I was like, ‘You too’’
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- By Erik Barnes
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4 Big-Time Bummers That Launched A Comedy Career
All in all, I think most people would prefer ‘not getting cancer’
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- By Eli Yudin
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18 Jokes for the Hall of Fame, September 4, 2023
‘I once walked in on my grandparents making love — and that’s why I don’t eat raisins’
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- By Erik Barnes
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Mayor Quimby’s Top 6 Scandals on ‘The Simpsons’
‘Vote Quimby!’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The 16 Best Celebrity Mean Tweets from ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’
The funniest, meanest burns A-listers have ever had to read about themselves on-camera
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- By Keegan Kelly
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8 of the Most ‘80s ‘SNL’ Sketches of the ‘80s
Gag me with a sketch, for sure
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘Seinfeld’: The Real-Life Women Who Inspired Elaine Benes
Meet the women who will drop you like a bag of dirt
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Worst Episodes in ‘Simpsons’ History
Worst. Episode. EVER!
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- By Keegan Kelly
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6 ‘SNL’ Cast Members Who Left Mid-Season
Some people just can’t want to leave. And some get pushed out before they’re ready
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- By Matt Solomon
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