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12 Fortune Feimster Jokes for the Hall of Fame
‘My yoga teacher let me do the modified version of everything. The class would do downward dog, and she’d let me eat raviolis. They’d do a child’s pose, and she’d let me take a nap in the corner. I love yoga. Namaste’
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4 The Five Best Puns from U.K. Pun Champion Attila the Pun
The prize-winning groaners from England’s conquering wordplay king
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Joe Rogan and Ben Shapiro Argue ‘Ratatouille’ and Beaches That Make You Old in an A.I.-Assisted Masterpiece
Now we want the real-life podcasters to start a film talk show together
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Jimmy Carter Wouldn’t Go on ‘Letterman’ So Letterman Ambushed Him Instead
It is not advisable for anyone other than David Letterman to ambush a U.S. president
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The British Tabloids Say ‘South Park’ May Have Caused a Rift in Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s Marriage
The royal renegades are reportedly furious over last week’s ‘South Park’ episode and are taking it out on each other
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Will CBS Have Any Idea What to Do With a ‘Curb’-Style Improvised Sitcom Starring Paul Scheer?
‘Friends’ co-creator Marta Kauffman wants to bring improv to broadcast sitcoms
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- By Keegan Kelly
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David Cross Criticizes Comics Who ‘Bitch and Moan’ When Their Trans Jokes Don’t Land
Cross had some side-eyed snark for comedy’s edgelords in a recent interview
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Chelsea Handler Convinced a Nun to Smoke Weed
‘She was so funny when she was high’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Ed Sheeran to Try His Hand at Humor By Playing a Homeless Drug Addict
The pop star will thankfully play a role other than himself in a project other than ‘Game of Thrones’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Marlon Wayans Mistakenly Thinks We Want to Hear More About ‘The Slap’
Just when you thought comics were done joking about Will Smith...
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- By Matt Solomon
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15 Jokes and Moments Remembering the Late, Great Richard Belzer
His reported last words were vintage Belzer
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Judd Apatow Bashes ‘Tiny’ Tom Cruise at DGA Awards
"The only thing he seems to be afraid of is co-parenting and antidepressants.”
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- By Matt Solomon
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45 of the Best Chelsea Peretti Jokes and Moments on Her 45th Birthday
‘I’m Jewish and Italian. I lucked out and got the nose of both cultures’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Bert Kreischer’s Kid Turned Down 10K to Be the Butt of One of His Jokes
The comedian couldn’t close a deal to tell ‘the funniest joke anyone's ever said’ about his teenaged daughter
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