Cracked Archive - Comedy
The ‘Simpsons’ Subreddit Selects Mr. Burns’ Best Old-Timey Lingo
All the best outdated slang from the man who uses his age as his PIN code
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2 Tony Hawk Got Canned as David Spade’s Stunt Double
They thought no one would notice the 8-inch height difference?
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- By Matt Solomon
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14 Hilarious Examples of Dutch Not Sounding Like a Real Language
‘Die man is dood’? They can’t be serious
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- By Ian Garner
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Rob Corddry Is Raring to Roast Your Fantasy Football Loser Friends
‘I’m going to study them like a textbook so I can properly hurt the loser’s feelings’
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- By Matt Solomon
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The Five Worst Actors on ‘Seinfeld’ (Not Including Jerry)
The most memorably miserable performances in ‘Seinfeld’ history
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- By Keegan Kelly
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5 Movies That Make Us Forget Chevy Chase Is An Asshole
Just kidding, we totally remembered that Chase is a dickwad. But the movies aren’t bad
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘South Park’ Superfan Ed Sheeran Scores ‘Invite Only’ Access to Casa Bonita
The ginger singer found his soul in a plate of enchiladas
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- By Keegan Kelly
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23 of the Funniest Tweets from August 22, 2023
That’s kind of a genius move…
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- By Ian Garner
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Comedians That Suck and Why, According to Reddit
Nothing gets stand-up fans more amped than the opportunity to pile on their least favorite hack
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘He Had Everything, I Had Nothing’: Steve Martin Says That Martin Short Brought All the Material to Their Partnership
The dynamic duo discuss their origin story when they decided to Frankenstein their solo acts together
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 Hilariously Unhinged Dating-App Experiences
Hell is real, and it’s Tinder
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- By Ian Garner
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4 Real-Life Inspirations for ‘Simpsons’ Characters
The live-action inspirations for some of our favorite ‘Simpsons’ side characters
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- By Keegan Kelly
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4 Times on ‘Community’ When Pierce Was An Even Bigger A-Hole Than Chevy Chase
Even Chevy couldn’t match Pierce’s malignance at times
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- By Keegan Kelly
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13 Funny Jokes About Aging
Getting older is an exhausting, but extremely funny part of life
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- By Erik Barnes
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10 Great Forgotten ‘SNL’ Characters
Where have you gone, Father Guido Sarducci?
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- By Matt Solomon
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