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15 of the Best Self-Deprecating Jokes from Top Comedians
‘I’ve never been in an orgy, but I feel like it’d be like what happens when I try to play pickup basketball: No one passes me the ball, and everyone asks me to keep my shirt on’
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0 Maybe Chelsea Handler’s Video About Being Childless Is Cringe, But the Call for Her to Stay Barefoot and Pregnant Instead Is Worse
The comedian made a sketch about childlessness that Ben Shapiro and others are ludicrously claiming is a cry for help
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Last Week Tonight’ Has Aged John Oliver By Like a Hundred Years
Oliver’s before-and-after photos look like he’s been the president of a country at war for two decades
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Ben Schwartz Delivers Some Classic Misery for Your Valentine’s Day Gloom
Schwartz revisited his heartbreaking sketch about unrequited love
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Colin Mochrie’s Favorite ‘Whose Line’ Guests Are Robin Williams and... Richard Simmons?
With ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway’ at the end of its run, Mochrie looks back
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘Die Hard 5’ Is a Valentine’s Day Movie
‘A Good Day to Die Hard’ was released 10 years ago today on Valentine’s Day as a celebration of romantic love and absurd violence
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Owen Wilson Is Doing His Own Wes Anderson Movies Now — Sans Wes Anderson
‘Paint’ appears to be a throwback to aughts-era Anderson films
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘There’s No Money in the Banana Stand’: Say Goodbye to ‘Arrested Development’ on Netflix
The Bluth Family is losing their home — again
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Eugene Levy Worried That Dan Levy Couldn’t Pull Off ‘Schitt's Creek’
The comedy icon had ‘nightmares’ about his son flopping in the family business
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Amy Poehler and Tina Fey Vow to End Friendship With Comedy Tour
And just in time for Galentine’s Day!
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- By Matt Solomon
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Nothing Is More ‘Gutfeld!’ Than Announcing Your Divorce on ‘Gutfeld!’
Julie Banderas boasted about the end of her marriage on the Family Values Network’s late-night show
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Did Robin Williams Do the Worst-Ever Beatles Cover?
When it comes to ruining Beatles classics, Williams has plenty of comedian competition
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- By Matt Solomon
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Chevy Chase Roast Was Worst Night of Marc Maron’s Comedy Life
‘I could feel my personality disintegrating’
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- By Matt Solomon
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10 Bill Burr Jokes for the Hall of Fame
Burr rightfully points out that for too long fake legs only came in one color
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- By Dan Fritschie
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The Movie Everyone Dunks on Eddie Murphy for Was Actually a Giant Hit and the Director Now Runs Hollywood
The legacy of ‘Norbit’ is larger than that of every film reviewer who called it a legendary cinematic turd
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- By Keegan Kelly
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