Cracked Archive - Comedy

Seinfeld: Festivus And 'The Airing Of Grievances' Are Alive And Well
Time again to wrestle your Dad to the ground, everybody.
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Dave Chappelle's Hollywood Bowl Attacker Sentenced, Still Awaiting Trial For Separate Knife Attack
Chappelle's attacker will spend 270 days in jail after the Hollywood Bowl incident, still has pending charges from an unrelated attack
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12 Jokes for Any Kind of Weather
‘In Seattle, they have a saying: ‘If you don’t like the weather, wait five minutes and then shoot yourself in the face’’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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There Must Be a Better Way to Phrase Jimmy Kimmel’s Elon Musk ‘Troll Hole’ Line
You can almost hear Danny DeVito and Rob McElhenney snapping their fingers
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‘Zack Morris’ Is Now a Crypto Grifter Who Is Being Sued for His Crypto Grifting
Okay, maybe not THAT Zack Morris
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Somehow It Was Tim Allen Who Told the Only Funny Pronouns Joke Ever
Allen somehow made the worst dad joke and best pronoun joke on 'Home Improvement' in 1995
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Chris Rock Thinks Chris Farley is The Michael Jordan of Comedy
'SNL' alumni pay tribute to the late legend, with no praise more effusive than that of Chris Rock
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 Wanda Sykes Jokes for the Hall of Fame
She elevates any project she’s in. Yes, even ‘Evan Almighty’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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The Costly Forces Behind the High Price of Live Comedy
Take on that third job and you might be able to see John Mulaney
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- By Matt Solomon
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Adam Sandler's Awards Campaign Will Include Mark Twain Prize, Because Why Not?
The Sandman was snubbed by the Golden Globes, but not by the Kennedy Center
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Keegan-Michael Key’s Touchdown Dance Has Made the NFL A Lot of Money — And He Knows It
The ‘Key & Peele’ star discussed Hingle McCringleberry’s cultural impact with Peyton and Eli Manning on ‘Monday Night Football’ last night
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Fox News Thinks Sebastian Maniscalco Will Turn the Tide in the Culture Wars
Apparently, the news network has never heard a middle-aged comedian make a ‘woke’ joke before
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Aubrey Plaza Was 'Tripping Balls' When She And Meghann Fahy Got Lost In Italy
Plaza called out her co-star for leaving out a key detail in her 'Late Night' anecdote
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10 Jokes About Santa and His Elves
Write these all down and leave them out with cookies, milk and handgun for Santa
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Jack Black and Tenacious D Are Actually Better at ‘Wicked Game’ Than Chris Isaak
The legendary comedy rockers played a cover that gives the original song a serious run for its money
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