Cracked Archive - Comedy
‘Tacos Don’t Make Themselves, But People Do’: Johnny Pemberton Does A Perfect Impression of Dr. Phil’s Folksy Bullshit
This Dr. Phil parody makes more sense than the real Dr. Phil
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5 Steven Wright Used Up Three Years of Material in One Week of ‘Tonight Show’ Appearances
Well, he was just going to have to write more anyway
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- By Matt Solomon
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13 Hall of Fame Jokes and Moments from Janelle James
From the schoolyard to the stage, the ‘Abbott Elementary’ star is going to find a way to make us laugh
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- By Erik Barnes
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Please Don’t Destroy to Be Replaced by Drunken, Dirty-Talking Dogs
The ‘SNL’ wunderkinds’ feature-film debut just got bumped by a movie in which Will Ferrell plays a dog who wants to bite off his owner’s junk
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘There’s No Video of Abraham Lincoln’: TikTok Comedian Unmasks Every Conspiracy on ‘Guy with a Podcast’
‘They’ don’t want you to know the truth about Honest Abe
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- By Keegan Kelly
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This TikToker’s Real Voice Sounds Exactly Like ‘Bob’s Burgers’ Tina Belcher
Somehow, a 13-year-old girl voiced by an adult man sounds perfectly like another adult man. Tina would absolutely love to be the meat in this manwich
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Donald Trump Impersonator Says the Real Donald Trump Steals His Best Material
John Di Domenico claimed that Trump copies his own copycats
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Charlie Brown Is Canonically Blond
A Dreamworks animator explains why Charlie Brown still looks like an alopecia patient in denial
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- By Keegan Kelly
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13 Hall of Shame Moments from Talk Show Guests and Hosts
Outside of the basic talk-show formula lies a realm of shame and chaos
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- By Erik Barnes
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‘Arrested Succession’ Successfully Merges the Obscenity of ‘Succession’ With the Ron Howard Narration of ‘Arrested Development’
‘Pop-pop gets a treat?’ meets ‘Stop buzzing in my f---ing ear!’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Bill Hader’s Eighth Grade Movie Date Was Literally a ‘Simpsons’ Joke
If you can only sneak into one R-rated movie, make sure it’s not ‘Barton Fink’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Topless Chelsea Handler Wants Men to Get Vasectomies
A bare-chested and barely Instagram-appropriate Handler has a suggestion for your vas deferens
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- By Keegan Kelly
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There's Much More to Christina Applegate's Comedy Than Kelly Bundy
‘Married... With Children’ could have typecast Applegate for life, but her comedy talent transcended that early bimbo role
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- By Matt Solomon
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Joe Rogan Is No Longer in Love with Being the Uncancelable Comedy Don
Apparently, the hardest part of running a comedy club for canceled comics is dealing with canceled comics
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- By Keegan Kelly
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All the Genius Things Jennifer Coolidge Did to Earn Her MTV Comedic Genius Award
Are you trying to seduce us, Mrs. Stifler?
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- By Matt Solomon
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