And he wasn't the only celeb.
Don't be the stan who cried wolf.
Sometimes famous people use their powers for good.
Aunt Becky's lawyers are playing chess, the legal system's playing checkers.
I hope Joe Rogan, warts and all, can keep being Joe.
They're regular people, just like us! But then you say something dumb and ruin it.
They're treating him like a talking dog, and he’s been reacting about the same.
You'll never guess which animals having sex he immortalized as a two-story statue.
Billie Eilish basically predicted the future.
Reality is extremely balls at the moment.