Cracked Archive - Celebrities
5 Eulogies That Were Hilarious
After all, you can’t spell F-U-N-E-R-A-L without F-U-N
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3 The Five Absolutely Essential Jim Carrey Movies
From Ace Ventura to Andy Kaufman, he’s never stopped playing characters who are defiantly their own creation. The same holds true of an actor constantly challenging himself and his audience
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- By Tim Grierson
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5 Iconic Partnerships That Ended in Bitter Rivalry
Why can’t borderline megalomaniacs just get along?
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- By Eli Yudin
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3 Family-Based Business Partnerships That Blew Up Spectacularly
Because the best way to make sure a friendship lasts is to involve money and legal liability!
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Celebrities with Truly Unhinged Amounts of Self-Confidence
Of course Mariah Carey gave birth while listening to Mariah Carey
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Nepo Babies That Crashed And Burned Spectacularly
Now all they have is an Smaug-sized inheritance! Suckers!
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 People Who Rode Dorky Hobbies to Rock-Star Status
It’s not often you sell out stadiums on the accordion
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- By Eli Yudin
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The Hollywood Ripper: Who Is He, and How Was Ashton Kutcher Involved?
By virtue of their high-profile lives, celebrities are often no stranger to crime, but it's usually stalking or Bling Ring situations.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Role-Playing And Taxidermy: 5 Unexpected Celebrity Hobbies
Having a hobby is swell.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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The Strange Fates of 15 Celebrity Graves
When you're remembered long after your death, every symbol of your life takes on special meaning and attracts weirdos, especially your body.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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4 Celebs That Would Definitely Kick Our Ass
No, the answer isn't "all of them."
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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What the Eff is Going On With Ezra Miller?
If you’ve had trouble following it all, here's what's up.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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15 Secret Celebrity Children
You have to be a role model, but you're also incredibly hot, so you're constantly attacked with opportunities to not be that, and those opportunities sometimes become babies.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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We Regret To Inform You Grimes Maybe Got Elf Ears
(Without even the slightest hint of emotion) Wow, that's crazy.
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- By Eli Yudin
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A Complete History of Goop Being Awful
Goop has a long history of capitalizing on misinformation that goes way beyond vagina candles.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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