Cracked Archive - Celebrities
26 Petty Celebrity Demands That Take the Cake They Just Threw Across the Room
You there! Get me vodka and M&Ms right away!
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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2 ‘My Bologna’: 64 Weird Al Trivia Tidbits on His 64th Birthday
On trolling fans and channeling Buster Keaton
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- By Zanandi Botes
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28 Celebrities Who Held Surprising Jobs
You’re not the only one with some strange entries on your resume
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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30 Weirdo Celebrity Connections
These celebrities are better-connected than the aux cord in your car
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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“Whatever! I Do What I Want!”: 54 Trivia Tidbits About Trey Parker on His 54th Birthday
Bet he's watching the Food Network right now.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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5 Times Expressing Emotion Ruined A Career
Tamp it down before the tabloids hear!
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- By Eli Yudin
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‘Yep’: 61 Trivia Tidbits About Mike Judge on His 61st Birthday
Happy birthday, Mr. Judge.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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25 Demands From All-Powerful Celebrities That Required Teams of Peasants to Fulfill
The demands of industry titans that put you lesser celebrities to shame
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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52 Trivia Tidbits About Sacha Baron Cohen on His 52nd Birthday
#36: Despite the fact that Borat made the Mankini famous, he only wore it for six seconds in the first Borat film
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- By Brian VanHooker
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15 Actors Who Took a Role Because They Wanted the Money for Oddly Specific Reasons
Would you suffer public humiliation if it meant your mom got a sick house?
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- By Mike Rampton
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29 Wild Stories of Crazy Celebrity Partying
And you thought that one guy in your frat was crazy
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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Eddie Izzard Has a Lot to Say
As she tours North America with a show that remixes and reimagines her most beloved bits, the irreverent stand-up and political activist sounds off on Darth Vader, the existence of God and finding progressives in the South
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- By Tim Grierson
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15 Accolades and Honors Bestowed on Tremendous Pieces of Shit
You don't have to be a good dude to get a nice award.
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- By Mike Rampton
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28 Twisted Celebrity Demands That Shed Light on Their Full-Blown Derangement
They have assistants to appease them, but where are the psychologists to assess them?
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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31 Very Stupid Things Celebrities Said With A Straight Face
They thought we could hang on their every word, but we fell. Hard
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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