Cracked Archive - Celebrities
A Thirsty Weirdo Changed How We Watch Sports
Slow-motion instant replay came from one of the filthiest minds possible.
- By Dan Duddy
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- October 17, 2020
5 Famous Goons Of The Early 2000s (Whose Fortunes Turned For The Worse)
Turns out that being a professional unpleasant person doesn’t always have long-term benefits.
- By Cedric Voets
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- October 16, 2020
The 'Karen Del Rey' Question: When Our Faves Become Problematic
How Lana Del Rey became Karen Del Rey, and what we should do now.
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 09, 2020
A Trip Through The Erotic Thriller Donald Trump Wrote
We regret to remind you that Donald Trump wrote a steamy sexual thriller.
- By Mark Hill
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- October 07, 2020
6 Baffling Robert Pattinson Stories That Raise More Questions Than Answers
It's amazing that Pattinson is playing Batman because he's got the biggest Joker energy we've ever seen.
- By Lydia Bugg
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- September 18, 2020
And Now, A Young Keanu Reeves At A Teddy Bear Convention Because Sure
Canada's sweetheart covering a Teddy Bear convention? Talk about PANDAmonium! Hey-yo!
- By Carly Tennes
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- September 14, 2020
The Kardashians Are Cancelled (And Teenage Me Is Super Bummed)
For better or worse, Kim and company saw me through my most awkward years.
- By Carly Tennes
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- September 14, 2020
Travis Scott Burger Opens The Door To So Many Possibilities
McDonalds is just the beginning.
- By Dan Duddy
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- September 10, 2020
Ellen Will Have A Very Awkward Return
Ellen is coming back next week and it is going to be weird.
- By Dan Duddy
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- September 10, 2020
'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' Is Over; Now We Have To Clean Up the Mess
The Kardashians pioneered influencer culture ... great.
- By Dan Duddy
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- September 09, 2020
Teddy Roosevelt Scarred A Young Dr. Seuss For Life
Horton hears a bull moose.
- By Cedric Voets
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- September 06, 2020
Even Jim Gaffigan, The World's Most Apolitical Comedian, Is Sick Of Trump
We're in a Hot Pocket of hell.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 28, 2020
Tucker Carlson Keeps Finding A New Low
Tucker Carlson's latest remarks are worthy of him being fired. But sadly, so were all the others.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 28, 2020
Bella Thorne's OnlyFans Might Be The Future Of The Internet
Imagine a world in which every celebrity had an OnlyFans.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 27, 2020
'Shark Tank' Is Making Viewers Dumber At Business
If you're modeling your business decisions around the Sharks or the entrepreneurs on the show, then you won't be in business very long.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 21, 2020
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