Cracked Archive - Celebrities
John Cusack, Of All People, Got Attacked By Police
And he wasn't the only celeb.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- June 01, 2020
Don't Abuse The 'IsOverParty' Twitter Trend, We Need It
Don't be the stan who cried wolf.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 26, 2020
Amazing Things Celebrities Are Doing To Help Right Now
Sometimes famous people use their powers for good.
- By Andrea Meno
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- May 22, 2020
Aunt Becky's Prison Sentence Is Actually The Perfect Finesse Move
Aunt Becky's lawyers are playing chess, the legal system's playing checkers.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 21, 2020
Joe Rogan Signs $100 Million Deal With Spotify, Thinks Things Won't Change
I hope Joe Rogan, warts and all, can keep being Joe.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 21, 2020
Tell Us Now: Celebrity Encounters That Went Disastrously Wrong
They're regular people, just like us! But then you say something dumb and ruin it.
- By Tim Hawkman, Cracked Readers
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- May 21, 2020
Lena Dunham Once Again Doesn't Understand Reality
Poppers don't give you the munchies, Lena.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 19, 2020
Matt Damon Is Living A Fish-Out-Of-Water Comedy In Ireland
They're treating him like a talking dog, and he’s been reacting about the same.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- May 15, 2020
Papa John’s TikTok Has Intense Divorced Dad Energy
You'll never guess which animals having sex he immortalized as a two-story statue.
- By Luis Prada
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- May 15, 2020
Dumb PR Stunts That Blew Up In Celebs' Faces
You'd think famous people would be better at knowing what makes them look good.
- By Zanandi Botes
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- May 09, 2020
Celebrity Pets Are Hanging On By A Thread
If only the humans could understand.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 08, 2020
Paparazzi Are Somehow Even More Useless Now
The job of the paparazzi has gotten twice as difficult and 4x as useless
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 08, 2020
Billie Eilish Is What Fashion Will Be For A Long Time
Billie Eilish basically predicted the future.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 05, 2020
Like Us, Celebs Are Losing It, Because Everything Sucks Right Now
Reality is extremely balls at the moment.
- By Eirik Gumeny
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- May 04, 2020
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