Cracked Archive - Celebrities

A Thirsty Weirdo Changed How We Watch Sports

Slow-motion instant replay came from one of the filthiest minds possible.


5 Famous Goons Of The Early 2000s (Whose Fortunes Turned For The Worse)

Turns out that being a professional unpleasant person doesn’t always have long-term benefits.


The 'Karen Del Rey' Question: When Our Faves Become Problematic

How Lana Del Rey became Karen Del Rey, and what we should do now.


A Trip Through The Erotic Thriller Donald Trump Wrote

We regret to remind you that Donald Trump wrote a steamy sexual thriller.


6 Baffling Robert Pattinson Stories That Raise More Questions Than Answers

It's amazing that Pattinson is playing Batman because he's got the biggest Joker energy we've ever seen.


And Now, A Young Keanu Reeves At A Teddy Bear Convention Because Sure

Canada's sweetheart covering a Teddy Bear convention? Talk about PANDAmonium! Hey-yo!


The Kardashians Are Cancelled (And Teenage Me Is Super Bummed)

For better or worse, Kim and company saw me through my most awkward years.


Travis Scott Burger Opens The Door To So Many Possibilities

McDonalds is just the beginning.


Ellen Will Have A Very Awkward Return

Ellen is coming back next week and it is going to be weird.


'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' Is Over; Now We Have To Clean Up the Mess

The Kardashians pioneered influencer culture ... great.


Teddy Roosevelt Scarred A Young Dr. Seuss For Life

Horton hears a bull moose.


Tucker Carlson Keeps Finding A New Low

Tucker Carlson's latest remarks are worthy of him being fired. But sadly, so were all the others.


Bella Thorne's OnlyFans Might Be The Future Of The Internet

Imagine a world in which every celebrity had an OnlyFans.


'Shark Tank' Is Making Viewers Dumber At Business

If you're modeling your business decisions around the Sharks or the entrepreneurs on the show, then you won't be in business very long.