There's a reasonable chance you have your share of good party stories over the years… We've collected a good couple over the years. Unless you're really living in isolation, you've probably seen a gathering or two get a little out of control with an unexpected amount of people, a noise complaint resulting in the police being called, or the always discouraged use of fireworks indoors that absolutely never ends well… (Even if the movies frequently get things wrong about them.) But here's the thing: The craziest party story you have probably doesn't touch your favorite celebrities' average ol' Friday night… Let alone some of the stories we have collected below. You can probably venture a guess the kinds of stories that come from rock star parties, or what could have gone down that the star-studded Saturday Night Live 40th Anniversary party… But man, even George Washington has an entry on here, and wait until you see his bar tab! 

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