Cracked Archive - Celebrities
The Author Of 'Les Miserables' and 'The Hunchback of Notre-Dame' Was Thirsty As Hell
He was the father of French literature, but he was also its daddy.
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- By Cedric Voets
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15 Pope Francis' Instagram Account 'Liked' Bikini Model's Steamy Selfie
Oops ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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Correction: Brown Stuff Leaking Down Rudy Giuliani's Face Likely Not Hair Dye, Experts Say
Experts sound off on what exactly was that brown gunk streaming down the 'Borat 2' star's temples.
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- By Carly Tennes
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President Trump's Former Attorney Michael Cohen Promotes Adult Film Star On Cameo
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Celebrity Interviewer With Zero Chill: Leta Powell Drake
How do you grow the pair to sit across from the likes of Tim Curry, turn to the camera, and say 'He looks evil in many ways'?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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People Who Complain About 'Men In Dresses' Are Pointless
Because nothing riles up the internet like a male pop star in a dress.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Internet Roasts Elon Musk For Being A 'Space Karen'
Not all Karens have the manager's number on speed dial. Some of them are actually just billionaire tech bros with a penchant for space travel and hyperloop technology.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Montel Williams Dated VP Elect, Kamala Harris, Could Have Been Second Gentleman
Talk about the one that got away ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Random Weird Facts About Random Famous People
Forget celebrity gossip, remember this stuff.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The Internet Roasts Kim Kardashian For Tone-Deaf 40th Birthday Party Post
To quote her sister Kourtney, 'Kim, there's people that are dying'
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- By Carly Tennes
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Nicolas Cage Says He Only Gambled Once, Won $20,000, and Immediately Donated His Prize To An Orphanage
It turns out Nic Cage is a much better gambler than his character in 'Honeymoon in Vegas.'
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Celebrity Claims Of Bizarre Supernatural Encounters
Celebrities are great storytellers.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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A Thirsty Weirdo Changed How We Watch Sports
Slow-motion instant replay came from one of the filthiest minds possible.
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- By Dan Duddy
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5 Famous Goons Of The Early 2000s (Whose Fortunes Turned For The Worse)
Turns out that being a professional unpleasant person doesn’t always have long-term benefits.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The 'Karen Del Rey' Question: When Our Faves Become Problematic
How Lana Del Rey became Karen Del Rey, and what we should do now.
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- By Carly Tennes
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