Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Lana Del Rey Is Apparently a 'Karen' Fashion Icon, Court Documents Show
PSA: Mesh masks are a trend that was "Born to Die."
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- By Carly Tennes
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Dan Savage Can’t Stop Proving He’s No Longer Relevant
Time for some tough savage love.
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- By Cedric Voets
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4 Childhood Faves Whose Lives Have Taken Dark Turns
You take your eyes off these guys for one decade …
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Brilliant Creators Who Got Their Start Making Ordinary Ads
Before you create a genre-defining masterpiece, you have to pay the bills.
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- By Adam Bumas
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Are Dr. Seuss and Hayao Miyazaki Actually the Same Person…?
Which is just our pop-culture-disordered brain's way of saying that there are some fascinating similarities between the two artists.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Meghan McCain Is To Blame For Her Bad, 'Star Wars' Background Character Hairdos, Stylist Says
"I'm not slapping something on her and being like, ‘Take THAT!" said her stylist.
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- By Carly Tennes
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BREAKING: British Tabloids Are Still Terrible to Meghan Markle
Can you like, not?
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- By Carly Tennes
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Elon Musk Could Bring 'Jurassic Park' To Life With Genetically Engineered Dinosaurs, Partner Says
We shouldn't have to tell you why this is a bad idea.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Hugh Grant's Real Name Is "Hugh Mungo," Internet Rediscovers
Hugh Mungo-us news --
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- By Carly Tennes
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Lil Nas X Releases 'Twerk Hero' Game Where Players Shake His Digital Butt to The Satanic-Panic Sparking Single
Call me by your game?
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- By Carly Tennes
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Bill Murray: Filming Upcoming 'Ghostbusters: Afterlife' Was 'Physically Painful'
If there's something strange in your neighborhood OR you're looking for a torturous, albeit effective workout, you know exactly who to call.
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- By Carly Tennes
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3 Things I Got To Experience Starring In Ecuador's 'Mickey Mouse Club'
And so, the strangest four years of my childhood began.
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- By Antonella Ponce
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The Day of Reckoning Has Come — On Papa John's TikTok
Papa John's TikTok is pure chaos.
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Bozo Conspiracies About Celebrities Making The Rounds
Sometimes fame comes with huge, heaping serving of stupid lies ...
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- By Zanandi Botes
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22 Celebrities Who Look Frighteningly Like Each Other
"Forbidden" is right.
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- By Carly Tennes
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