Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Papa John’s TikTok Has Intense Divorced Dad Energy
You'll never guess which animals having sex he immortalized as a two-story statue.
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- By Luis Prada
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22 Celebrity Pets Are Hanging On By A Thread
If only the humans could understand.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Paparazzi Are Somehow Even More Useless Now
The job of the paparazzi has gotten twice as difficult and 4x as useless
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Billie Eilish Is What Fashion Will Be For A Long Time
Billie Eilish basically predicted the future.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Like Us, Celebs Are Losing It, Because Everything Sucks Right Now
Reality is extremely balls at the moment.
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- By Eirik Gumeny
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The Mockumentary Emerging From January Jones's Instagram Is Legit Art
Apparently, she's been a surrealist comedy genius this whole time.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Kanye Summits Billionaire Mountain, Now What?
Like a cliched Christmas movie, we're left wondering -- what do you do for the guy who has everything?
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Hopefully Tom Hanks Is In The Vaccine
As a side effect, you will develop a fascination with old typewriters.
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- By Luis Prada
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Jesse Ventura Running For President Would Be Bonkers
We're hoping to see at least one clothesline.
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- By Dan Duddy
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A 'Paparazzi-Proof' House Sounds Super Annoying
The cost of avoiding paparazzi goes way beyond the literal price tag.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Amy Schumer's Baby's Name Was Accidentally A Great Joke
Joke names aren't hard to come up with, but it's special when they actually show up on the birth certificate.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Henry Cavill Is An Apex Nerd
Superman's hobby is super small.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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It's Been A Big Week For Ugly Celebrity Houses
Is it a Canadian thing? Is that why Justin Bieber's and Drake's houses are so hideous?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Aunt Becky's Daughters' Couldn't Even Fake Rowing Photos
A picture is worth a thousand words, and even more in 'donation money.'
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Zach Braff’s 24 Year Old Girlfriend, Florence Pugh, Wants People To Leave Him Alone
Zach Braff isn't the first celebrity to date someone more than half his age, but he might be the most pathetic.
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- By Dan Duddy
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