Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Doing it for (a very small number of) the fans.

• By E. Reid Ross, Steven Assarian, Peter I. Santiago
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• November 25, 2019

Just what is it that makes funny people stop being funny for a living?

• By Ian Fortey
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• November 24, 2019

Go with what you know, we guess?

• By Luis Prada
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• November 18, 2019

The second tip will make you want to lock up your kids!

• By Cedric Voets
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• November 18, 2019

Just because you played a drug kingpin doesn't mean you qualify for the position.

• By Ed Stevens, E.M. Caris, Peter I. Santiago, RG Jordan
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• November 18, 2019

Fandom is a double-edged sword.

• By Christian Markle
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• November 16, 2019

Space Jesus Walks

• By Luis Prada
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• November 13, 2019

The way too embarrassing death of the author.

• By Abraham Mireles, Andrea Meno, RG Jordan
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• November 11, 2019

The opportunities are plentiful and lucrative.

• By Ian Fortey
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• November 10, 2019

Fame is prison.

• By Andrew McRae
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• November 06, 2019

This show makes 'The Masked Singer' look like 'Masterpiece Theater.'

• By E. Reid Ross
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• October 07, 2019

No author's bibliography is spotless.

• By Mark Hill
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• October 06, 2019

Tabloid scumbags HATE this one weird trick!

• By Cedric Voets
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• September 30, 2019

This is going to be one of THOSE articles, isn't it?

• By Adam Wears
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• September 30, 2019

Some of these stories are heartwarming. (Even if some of the people involved are, uh, complicated.)

• By Ryan Menezes
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• September 26, 2019