Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Grime's 'Proposition For The Communists'? Give AI A Chance
"Let’s be real, enforced farming is really not a vibe.”
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22 Un-signed Gasbag Morrissey Is Selling His Album To The ‘Highest (Or Lowest)’ Bidder
Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of your own actions!
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Cracked Pride Month: Meet Gladys Bentley, The Badass Drag King Of The Harlem Renaissance
In honor of pride month, take a look back at one of the LGBTQAI+ community's coolest trailblazers -- top hat and all.
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Kim Kardashian Says She Failed 'Baby Bar' Exam in Law School
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We Regret To Inform You That Sean Bean's Real Name Is Shaun Bean
One does not simply go by Shaun Bean, when you can annoy everyone with the un-rhyming Sean Bean.
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Keanu Reeves Roasts Reporter For Thinking He Played 'Bill' in 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'
"Keanu Day" (a.k.a the original release day for The Matrix 4 and Johnn Wick 4) may have been a bust, but at least we have this hilarious vintage clip.
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ABBA's Wild Stage Looks May Have Been Inspired By ... Tax Cuts?
It seems ABBA's looks were all just to save some "Money, Money, Money."
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Pop Star Demi Lovato Comes Out As Non-Binary
Here's what the former Disney Channel star had to say.
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Kris Jenner Stays Mum On New Kardashian Hulu Show, But Says They're Looking For 'Integrations and Sponsorships'
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‘Sly,’ The Magazine For Stallones By Stallones
Would you like to subscribe to Midlife Crisis Monthly?
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Ellen DeGeneres Says Allegations Surrounding Her and Her Show Made Her Feel Like She Was 'Being Canceled'
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New Ranking Categorizes 'A24' Actors By How Badly They'd Lose In A Fistfight
From Timothee Chalamet to Adam Sandler, here's how all your favorite stars rank.
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Key To Celeb Success? Fake Having An Assistant
Every American is just a temporarily embarrassed lackey-haver.
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The 'Ellen' Show Is Officially Cancelled: Take A Look Back At Its Controversies
From grappling with allegations of workplace mistreatment to losing more than one million viewers, the show's penultimate season was filled with controversy.
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Seth Rogen Says He’s Done Working James Franco Due To Allegations
At least we still have Cheech and Chong.
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