The New '80s-Themed 'American Girl' Doll Is Secretly Horrifying Not enough toys include subtle references to national tragedies Authors By JM McNab Published September 24, 2020
We Can’t Believe This Dumb Movie Is Real: 'Assassin 33 A.D.' Authors By JM McNab Published September 24, 2020
Dolly Parton's 'Jolene' Works As A Stealth Lesbian Love Song Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 24, 2020
For Murky Legal Reasons, There's A Warehouse Full Of Clown Eggs Authors By Amanda Mannen Published September 24, 2020
5 Actors That Got Into Character In The Dumbest Ways Imaginable Sometimes actors are a little too eager to jump off the deep end. Authors By Andrea Meno Published September 24, 2020
A Koozie For Your Burrito Is Peak Genius (Or Madness?) You never realized a burrito needed a fancy suit, but here we all are. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 23, 2020
Who Is Responsible For The First Selfie? A Scientific Investigation Seriously, is it Reese Witherspoon? Some dead guy from the 1800s? My mom? Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 23, 2020
Why A Minor Detail Causes The 'Tony Hawk' Remake To Fall Apart Stop trying to make me grow up, Tony. Authors By Jordan Breeding Published September 23, 2020
Asbestos, Canada Struggles to Find a Name Better Than 'Asbestos' Intercourse, Pennsylvania has some stiff competition. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 23, 2020
6 Catastrophic Punishments The Universe Unleashed On Arrogant People Let's nod solemnly at these real-life Icaruses. Authors By Ryan Menezes Published September 23, 2020
The Mods of New Jersey's Official Twitter Account Deserves A Raise Yes, the northeastern state of New Jersey, lovingly dubbed 'The Armpit of America' has a crackerjack Twitter. Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 22, 2020
The 'Jurassic World' Cartoon Makes the Movies Even Darker The Jurassic Park franchise sure loves endangering children Authors By JM McNab Published September 22, 2020
5 Recent News Stories Which Wound Up Having Bizarre Twists Stories keep evolving, revealing layer after layer of weirdness. Authors By Ryan Menezes Published September 22, 2020
Baseball Is Dead. Again. They walked the field of really dull dreams. Authors By Cedric Voets Published September 22, 2020
Flights To Nowhere Are Now A Thing Because 2020 All the stress of air travel, without any of the vacation destinations! Authors By Carly Tennes Published September 22, 2020
