The 7 Dumbest Things Students Do When Cramming for Exams
Each year before the holidays, college students find themselves staring down the barrel of exam week. Fortunately, they're totally serious about learning the information and they aren't getting up from this desk until they do! Unfortunately, desperation can only be directly converted into high scores on reality TV. But this crawling panic and insane workload is a great learning experience. College is all about preparing for the real world, and this is one of life's favorite lessons to teach: You've screwed up badly and there will soon be a reckoning. How do you deal with that?
Plan A
Osmosis Doesn't Work
My INT score is higher than my IQ.
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Highlighters Aren't Magic
If fluorescent pink burned information into brains no one would be against gay marriage.
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Stop Nest Building
I simply can't study without at least one photogenic minority in shot.
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If You're Re-Reading, You're Probably Not Really Studying
You've surely earned a B.A. in Cracked Appreciation by now.
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Do Exam Problems
"I wish he'd study a little harder. And not fall asleep during the first question."
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Skip the "I'm So Screwed" Competitions
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Don't Complain That the Lectures Didn't Prepare You for the Exam
I'm sorry, but here at The Real World Incorporated there's no multiple choice section. You actually have to know what the fuck you're talking about.
Luke McKinney has three degrees and has therefore undergone more examinations than Moon rocks. This scientific background lends an air of professionalism to his complaints about Modern Warfare 3 players. He also tumbles and has a website.