The 10 Commandments of Facebook
1. Thou Shalt Not List Every Movie, TV Show, Band and Book You Have Ever Heard Of In Your Profile
"You like The Office? I like The Office!!!"
2. Thou Shalt Not "Poke" Indiscriminately
This guy was into "the poke." He's dead now (probably).
3. Thou Shalt Not "Friend" People You Don't Actually Know
This guy is Gladstone's "friend."
4. Thou Shalt Not Use A Wall As A Private Messaging Function
The "Wall" is one of Facebook's most popular features. That being said, there are times when it might be a good idea to move your conversation to a private venue. Here's a handly little chart to help illustrate when it's appropriate to communicate on a public Facebook wall, and when it's INAPPROPRIATE to do so:5. Thou Shalt Not Join A Billion Groups
While it may very well be true that Dave Coulier shaves his balls, what more is there to say about it?
6. Thou Shalt Not Use Stupid Apps
With so many fart-related apps to choose from, how do I know which one is right for me?
7. Thou Shalt Not Give "Gifts"
Q: What does all this crap have in common?
A: I don't want any of it. (Except that Chinese paper lantern. That looks nice.)
8. Thou Shalt Not Contact People From Your Distant Past While Intoxicated
9. Thou Shalt Not Update Thy Status Message If Thine Status Hath Not Changed (Or If You Have Nothing Clever To Say)
Status Update: Still watching the copy machine.
10. Thou Shalt Not Act Like You're On MySpace
Facebook: Not nearly enough glitter.