And this forest of curly hairs? Is that a condition, too?
Loneliness is technically a condition, yes. So is a lack of self-control.
Squick. OK, how do I get out of this?
Well, let's find out a little bit more about what happened. So you're now like a quarter-inch tall. Is your weight proportionally less, or do you still somehow weigh hundreds of pounds?
I never weighed hundreds of pounds before.
Look, I'm just trying to get an idea of the orders of magnitudes we're dealing with here. Whether you weighed 100 or 500 pounds before doesn't really matter at this step. This isn't a personal attack.
So, then. If you weighed 500 pounds before, how much do you weigh now?
f**k you. I'm lighter; I'm not crushing things with every step, if that's what you're asking.
Were you crushing things with every step before?
Just from clumsiness.
Got it. OK, this tells us something. This shrink ray doesn't just reduce the space between your atoms. The Honey I Shrunk The Kids methodology.
At 80-150 pounds, with a surface area of 1 square millimeter, every single one of these children would have disappeared into that soft mud and suffocated. Not the kind of crowd-pleasing ending we expect from Disney movies, unless it was playing to a crowd of scientists, who of course hate children.