So a Satellite Just Hit Your House
What just happened?A satellite just hit your house!Holy shit!I know! You've just been the victim of a hyperkinetic teabagging. Is everyone OK?Yes, everyone who lives in your house is fine. That's just you incidentally.I know that. I don't know why I asked.It's ok. You've had a hard time adjusting since Sheila left. Don't worry about it. Unlike the satellite damage, the hurt will pass. How bad is it?You've just spent the past three hours crying in your car, so pretty bad, I guess.No, how bad is the satellite damage?You know the vertical surfaces of your house which hold up the roof bit?
The walls? Yes.Those aren't really there any more, or perhaps are there, but no longer vertical. In any event, they're no longer doing their job of keeping the roof aloft. You were lucky you were crying in your car when this happened. I mean, not that lucky, obviously, what with all that internal pain.