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‘There is something refreshingly ironic about people lying on the beach contracting skin cancer in an attempt to acquire a purely illusory appearance of good health, while germ-laden medical waste washes up on the sand all around them’
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3 The Best ‘Simpsons’ Episode for Every Simpsons Family Member
They are the very family that makes Springfield — and the show — go ‘round
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11 Entertainers Who Were Weekend-at-Bernie's'd for Too Long
Take off that oxygen mask and recite these lines, Brando!
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Don’t Worry: The Other Person Hates Themselves During Awkward Small Talk, Too
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Samuel L. Jackson Releases Video Endorsement of Presidential Candidate!
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Following in the wake of Jack Nicholson's stirring tribute to Hillary Clinton, famed and prolific Hollywood screen actor Samuel L. Jackson (Deep Blue Sea) has released a video clip detailing his own thoughts on the person best fit to run the country in 2008 and beyond. Let's watch, shall we?
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