a retarded-looking swastika,
so the Nazis are probably involved in this too somehow.
As a parenthetical footnote, DIA was also voted Best Airport in North America by Business Traveler Magazine
Theorists point to a series of creepy murals hung in the airport
for clues. The murals were painted by a Chicano artist named Leo Tanguma and a group of local schoolchildren - not exactly the kinds of people you think of when you think of Freemasons, but maybe that's all part of their plan. Some have also suggested that the Masons stuffed the ballot box at
Business Traveler Magazine
in 2005 to get Denver International Airport voted the Best Airport in North America so nobody would suspect anything.
So-so. I have no idea what the average number of sub-basements is for an airport, but eight (which the theorists claim DIA has) seems about on par to me. Besides, even if there IS some sort of underground bunker full of Illuminati guys in dark robes and aliens and Nazis, it doesn't seem like they have any interest in messing with the departures or arrivals. If they were, how would Denver International Airport have been voted Best Airport in North America in 2005 by Business Traveler Magazine
That's what I thought.
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