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It used to be that if you wanted to experience the soothing effects of CBD, you had to endure the hardship of things that didn't taste delicious. But today, with the advent of modern candification technology, you can not only enjoy the benefits of CBD (which may include decreased heart rate, relaxation, better sleep, and decreased anxiety), but can also choose which kind of candy form you wish to consume it in. In fact, we have five different flavors available.
We don't know why watermelon is the best gummy flavor, so much so that it gets its own gummy shape, but we're lucky that the gummy-making gods discovered this wonderful pairing and made it plentifully available to the masses. Side bonus: They were also wise enough to sprinkle in a little bit of sugar -- and for these beauties, to add 15-35 mg of CDB per bite.
Normally $49.99, these High-Potency CBD Watermelon Slice Gummies are available in the Cracked Store for just $25.99.
There are a lot of creatures that you could shape a gummy candy into. A gummy cat, perhaps, or maybe a gummy eagle. A gummy velociraptor would be lovely as well. But there's something about the lowly worm, with its love of dirt and slender form that just makes them such a wonderful and delicious bug to cram full of sugar, and in this case CBD too.
Normally $34.99, these Savage CBD Edible Gummies are available in the Cracked Store for just $24.99.
In the early 1920s, Hans Riegel Sr. harnessed the awesome, tasty power of gummy candy and condensed it into an adorable tiny bear form. Nearly a hundred years later, Sunday Scaries has added another dimension: CBD. There's something poetic about that. Probably. We haven't quite figured it out, but you know it's there.
Normally $39.99, you can pick up a pack of Sunday Scaries CBD Gummies for just $29.99.
If you hate watermelon, worms, and bears, you have to love bananas. Scientifically speaking, there is no other option. That's why these exist, and you can eat them to soothe your pain from whatever traumatic experience you underwent that involved a bear, a watermelon, and a worm.
Normally $29.99, you can get these Banana CBD Gummies in the Cracked Store for just $19.99.
We kinda lost our minds with this one. Here's sour strawberry, sour apple, sour tutti-frutti, and sour blue raspberry crammed all into one box of delicious sugar-dusted pieces. And then each one got blasted with CBD. Or ... maybe the CBD happens earlier in the process? The people who write this article don't actually make the product. We just love it.
Normally $40, you can buy CBD Gummies 500mg in the Cracked Store for just $29.99.
Things could always be much, much worse.
The cops will come swooping in the seconds the credits roll.
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