Monkeys Are Strong, Bulldogs Are Lazy and Rejected Breast Implants In A Dude's Leg: The Daily Nooner (EST)!

"My body just rejected it. I guess my girl wasn't meant to have 3D breasts," he said. "There was so much fluid in there. I went back to the studio and pushed on it gently - the implant shot right out."I wish I could come up with a really solid, clever line to close on here, but my brain just exploded, so I think I'm going to have to end this post with some guttural noises. GUHHHH. BLURRGH. HUHHNNN.