10 Michelle Wolf Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘Brides will say things like, ‘It’s my special day.’ But how do you call it your day if your dad’s paying for it? I think it’s his day, and I think it’s a really weird day for him. He’s paying a ton of money to make sure a man has sex with you that night’

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John Edwards Knows How To Get You More Than Just Universal Health Care

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Slowly but surely, John Edwards is beginning to realize that the reason he's trailing third in the Democratic Presidential nominee polls is that he's just not promising enough. His latest campaign speeches and commercials, however, seek to change that:

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