How Archie's Gay Friend Proved the Internet Can Do Good
The Internet is often described as a festering pit of electronic hate, but in the same way your gut is a festering pit of bacteria -- the vast majority are harmless, and you're actually better off for having them around. Ninety percent of people might be assholes, but we're all assholes about different things. So when one group declares themselves the voice of the majority, they get stomped like a goomba in Mario's biker bar.
He may have implied that the princess sleeps in other men's castles.
And wearing far less fabulous colors.
The depravity!
Jo! Jo! En ass deck gutt!
If only I'd been a better child, maybe Mom wouldn't have turned out this way.
And even then only if the first one was this.
Alas, that's all the fluid he can emit.
"I have no immune system, so touching farm animals and having sex with a girl are obviously my first priorities.
Now we know why they're OK with waiting so long.
Moderator of the "God Adventures" fan-fic community.
No homo (sapiens).
Yes, with a course of medication, we're sure we can cure you of saying "you people."
No, seriously, guys, I have to go to the post office to tell a soft drink company they're using immoral music.
Bill O'Reilly discovering that a full million moms is apparently enough to open a portal to Opposite Universe.
Busily plotting the downfall of America.
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