Ding-Dong Central Revs Up Over A Cicada On Biden's Shoulder

(cicada) screams internally.

Authors: By Carly Tennes
Published: June 11, 2021
Comments: 15

PICTOFACT

15 Movies That Took Their Sweet Time Getting Made

We're lucky these aren't still in pre-production.

Authors: By Andres Diplotti
Published: June 11, 2021
Comments: 14

PICTOFACT

14 Weird Things Animals Can Do That You Can't

"Primary" is in the eye of the beholder.

Authors: By Cracked Writers, Jesse
Published: June 11, 2021
Comments: 19

American Soldiers Would Sometimes Risk Their Lives For Ice Cream (VIDEO)

Jordan Breeding of Cracked and Karl Smallwood of Fact Fiend head back to World War II to discuss how freaking obsessed Americans are with ice cream, how nuts the British go for tea, and how nobody really likes carrots. It's a history lesson, kids.

Authors: By Karl Smallwood, Jordan Breeding
Published: June 11, 2021
Comments: 1

Lorde's New Single 'Solar Power' Was Likely Inspired By Larry David's Vacation Home

Lorde Your Enthusiasm?

Authors: By Carly Tennes
Published: June 11, 2021
Comments: 4

Fun with Yahoo News Photos

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December 18, 2007

I'm not ashamed to admit it, I'm a big fan of Yahoo News Photos. Rarely a day goes by that I don't get some form of entertainment or edification out of a visit to their pages, whether it's adorable pictures of an eight-limbed superbaby, or fashion show highlights where you can sort of see somebody's hoo-hah. But today had such a bumper crop of quality items that I just had to share them with you. Let's begin!

Mmmm... succulent deadly terrorist scallops. That looks like the most delicious, butter-drenched national tragedy I've seen in a long time.

Above, a passenger waits to pass through one of LAX's new high-tech airport security stations. (Alternate caption: "Claudia Suarez, the new head of the National Transportation Safety Board, has bold ideas about improving airline security. There's just one problem: she has to get past La Migra first.") And finally:

I honestly have no idea why nipple this photo would be on the is that the right place for a nipple "most viewed" list---after all, it's giant weird nipple several years old, that particular nipple pointing right at me couple isn't married anymore, and it's not a very nipple is scaring me good picture of Ms. Anderson's face, what with I will never sleep again those big sunglasses. I'm stumped.