15 Rita Rudner Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.’

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Fake Songs By Real Bands: The Decemberists

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This is an unreleased track called "Hampshirefields" by The Decemberists off their unreleased album "Musket Sea Family."  Only one out of three of those things actually exists.

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