‘I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.’
This is an unreleased track called "Hampshirefields" by The Decemberists off their unreleased album "Musket Sea Family." Only one out of three of those things actually exists.
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