Every day is winter when Mr. Freeze has escaped from Arkham. So when the DC universe is menaced by a giant ice gun and the temperature gets to a certain point, Bruce Wayne pulls out this American Apparel California Fleece Hoody. By day, he wears this around town, reassuring everyone at the gala that he's the entitled philanderer they think him to be. By night, he wears this under his batsuit and lets the 100 percent California Fleece cotton do its work. Does it get a little gnarly after a long day of crimefighting? Sure. But spending every day being Gotham's most eligible playbat is exactly what washing machines were made for.
Many great thinkers have pondered what happens when Star Trek and Stargate collide. Our guess: a Utopian civilization known only as Federation Anarchy. Buy this bedspread, and sleep tight knowing that replicators provide anything you could ever want and Starfleet is flying overhead ensuring order and law. Yes, you may also potentially be in a totalitarian regime and have your every movement watched and recorded, but at least you'll be warm. So snuggle up and send a message to the thought police that you're too damn cozy to care.
Oh, the weather outside is frightful, Cracked!
It sure is. But these three items from the Cracked Store are sure to keep you busy while you wait out the coming storms.