RE: Checking In Daniel O'Brien Sent 8/20/89 15:00 To 'Prometheus Sys-ALL' Hey Everyone, Daniel O'Brien here, I'm your new Tech Support Engineer, and L

On the Crew ...

RE: Checking In Daniel O'Brien Sent: 8/22/89 12:00 To: 'Prometheus Sys-ALL' Hey all, Just wanted to send a quick update and let everyone know that L p

RE: Checking In Daniel O'Brien Sent 8/22/89 12:06 To: 'Prometheus Sys-ALL' Hi folks, don't think L was clear. earlier. when I said hit me up with any

A Series of Emails from Prometheus' New Tech Guy

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"I didn't come here to make friends. I came here to ... something else that has not yet been communicated to me. Anyway, want to be friends?"

On General Safety ...

RE: Break a Leg! Daniel O'Brien Sent 8/26/89 06:00 Tos 'Prometheus- Sys ALL' Hiya Friends, Just wanted to say GOOD LUCK! I know you're all about to ex

RE: Safety Issue Daniel O'Brien Sent: 8/26/89 09:00 To: 'Charlie Holloway, Lead Vague Scientist' Hello! Hi. Dr. Holloway, it's me, Daniel, the tech gu

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RE: Sexist Medical Equipment? Daniel O'Brien Sent: 8/30/89 14:00 To: Prometheus Sys-ALL' General question for the group: Do we seriously have a state

On Captain Vickers ...

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RE: Nailed it Janek Sent: 8/29/89 13:15 To: 'Daniel O'Brien' Howdy Dan. Totally had sex with Vickers last night. Crazy thing? Still not sure if she's

On David, The Android ...

RE: A Robot! Daniel O'Brien Sent 8/28/89 10:43 To: Prometheus Sys-ALL' Hiili, I see we have an real cyborg on board! How fascinating! I've never work

RE: A Robot! Daniel O'Brien Sent: 8/28/89 15:22 To: Prometheus Sys-ALL' So, I'm going over the programming for David and I'm starting to worry that h

RE: Product Complaint Daniel O'Brien Sent: 8/30/89 13:02 To: Weyland Corp HQ' To Whom it May Concern, Having exhaustively investigated David's program

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This is just unnecessary, right?

Don't Worry, That Old Man Is Just Guy Pearce in Makeup

RE: It's Just Guy Pearce Daniel O'Brien Sent: 9/1/89 11:11 To: Prometheus Sys-ALL' Hey gang, At first was worried when that ridiculous-lookin old guy

A Series of Emails from Prometheus' New Tech Guy

RE: It's Just Guy Pearce Daniel O'Brien Sent: 9/1/89 11:13 To: Prometheus Sys-ALL' (Just following up on my last email.) Because if it WASN'T Guy Pea

RE: It's Just Guy Pearce Daniel O'Brien Sent: 9/1/89 11:15 To: Prometheus Sys-ALL; 'Scott. Ridley I mean that'd just be stupid. Daniel O'Brien ISenio


Daniel O'Brien is Cracked.com's senior writer (ladies), and [placeholder for relevant joke that I'll think of later] ([second beat of that joke]).

For more from Dan, check out A Series of Emails From Cyberdyne's New Tech Guy and My Brief Time as a Crewmember Aboard the USS Enterprise.

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