A Series of Emails From Cyberdyne's New Tech Guy
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There's an ad for one of those robot vacuum cleaners at the bottom of the article, IT'S STARTING!
ReplyI'm unemployed...looking for a job in berlin as a software developer (married a german girl).
ReplyI find this joke So Hilarious, since it captures that business tone of emails so well.
Can't wait to be back in an office and writing 'paranoid' business emails like this again.
:-)
Craig Tapers might be somewhat old when he wrote that letter to John.
ReplyThe robots that were being built by Cyberdyne Systems did not have the skeletal faces. The robots themselves designed those models.
ReplyI don't get why they don't use EPFCGs. They'd solve all of their problems.
ReplyDear Craig,
ReplyI don't think you fully realize the importance of getting my mom laid.
Best,
John Connor
And in the first episode of The Sarah Connor Chronicles I get to be naked with her and Summer Glau at the same time. Who wants ince st?
For Someone Who Is Writing By Pencil, He Does A Pretty Good Spacing.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesI can space like that. So can everyone I know. You probably need a cat-scan if you can't do it.. It could be a tumor.
For someone who has to press an extra key every time they want to make a capital letter, you do a pretty good- no, wait, what's the other one- bad, that's right, job of it.
IT'S NOT A TUMOR!
He's got probably 20 years to practice. Besides, maybe he made a typewriter with a different font.
Don't write anymore like that. I laughed so hard I couldn't breath.
ReplySheer genius.
Replythis was a great article. good job o'brian
ReplyHi i hate pie and my name is pronounced (GAY-DEE)
ReplyThe last letter made me laugh my as$ off.
ReplyFree love is no longer an option that we can take lightly any more so it seems there are a few alternatives to keeping it safe.Nowadays condoms no longer prevent a life threatning situation, still transmitting plenty of scary diseases.Sites on the internte provide me with a great alternatertative to fulfill my needs without the risksBeing that there is a wide vareiety of online sites to choose from it is hard to decide which one to go with..I as a man tend to go to the ones with the models that I enjoy.
Reply Hide All See All 4 Replieswtf.. you 'as a man'?
thanks for that, spambot. now please get the f**k out
This is probably my favorite spam ever. Not only does it suggest using porn sites instead of sex strictly because you can't get STDs that way, but it is completely lacking in any attempt to get you to go anywhere in particular. It's like spam for porn in general, and that's innovative.
I had to both thumbs up and down this, because this is the best piece of spam I've ever read
The people commenting this is not funny should work on their humor :)
Replyhahahaha funny shit lol
ReplyDoctor Chaos, requesting /b/lackup!
ReplyCaptain Killdozer standing by!
Monsieur Surrender on lookout!
Not funny.
ReplyF-
/tg
[...] from the new IT guy at Cyberdyne Systems Enjoy. __________________ SHIFT_to_Subaru '04 XT, [...]
ReplyThere's an actual answer to luis's question. Like going back in time and killing your grandfather. How would/could you do it?
ReplyWell, the short answer is you would go back into a universe where the laws would allow you to do it. I assume the same thing happens here.
The real answer has to do with multi-dimensions/universe and probably has more math than is tollerable. :)
Great Aricle DOB. Like to see more like it.
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