A Series of Emails From Cyberdyne's New Tech Guy
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The robots that were being built by Cyberdyne Systems did not have the skeletal faces. The robots themselves designed those models.
ReplyI don't get why they don't use EPFCGs. They'd solve all of their problems.
ReplyDear Craig,
ReplyI don't think you fully realize the importance of getting my mom laid.
Best,
John Connor
And in the first episode of The Sarah Connor Chronicles I get to be naked with her and Summer Glau at the same time. Who wants ince st?
For Someone Who Is Writing By Pencil, He Does A Pretty Good Spacing.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesI can space like that. So can everyone I know. You probably need a cat-scan if you can't do it.. It could be a tumor.
For someone who has to press an extra key every time they want to make a capital letter, you do a pretty good- no, wait, what's the other one- bad, that's right, job of it.
IT'S NOT A TUMOR!
Don't write anymore like that. I laughed so hard I couldn't breath.
ReplySheer genius.
Replythis was a great article. good job o'brian
ReplyHi i hate pie and my name is pronounced (GAY-DEE)
ReplyThe last letter made me laugh my as$ off.
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Reply Hide All See All 4 Replieswtf.. you 'as a man'?
thanks for that, spambot. now please get the f**k out
This is probably my favorite spam ever. Not only does it suggest using porn sites instead of sex strictly because you can't get STDs that way, but it is completely lacking in any attempt to get you to go anywhere in particular. It's like spam for porn in general, and that's innovative.
I had to both thumbs up and down this, because this is the best piece of spam I've ever read
The people commenting this is not funny should work on their humor :)
Replyhahahaha funny shit lol
ReplyDoctor Chaos, requesting /b/lackup!
ReplyCaptain Killdozer standing by!
Monsieur Surrender on lookout!
Not funny.
ReplyF-
/tg
[...] from the new IT guy at Cyberdyne Systems Enjoy. __________________ SHIFT_to_Subaru '04 XT, [...]
ReplyThere's an actual answer to luis's question. Like going back in time and killing your grandfather. How would/could you do it?
ReplyWell, the short answer is you would go back into a universe where the laws would allow you to do it. I assume the same thing happens here.
The real answer has to do with multi-dimensions/universe and probably has more math than is tollerable. :)
Great Aricle DOB. Like to see more like it.
Replyknow what really rattles my brain? if skynet was built using the microchip fragment left behind by the first terminator (as shown on T2) where the fuck did the first terminator come from??!! this is either something totally moronic and despisable or deeply wise and i just don't get it.
Reply Hide All See All 3 Repliesor like the outer space thing in star wars: not only wouldn't people be able to breath, obvious, but also there wouldn't be any cool space ship sounds, because sound are mechanical airwaves, no air, no sound, and there wouldn't be any big fireball explosions, cause tehre's no oxygen, therefore no fire.
we could keep at it non stop for the next ten years. just watch the crappy movie and enjoy your fucking pop corn
yeah it doesn't make any sense. it's a circular justification
Luis, stop being a f**king douche. just accept that sometimes fiction is more fun than the truth. Do you go to movies to see a nice film about going to work, eating, and sleeping, with nothing else? No. You go to be thrilled, and f**k the laws of physics!
1. It's a which came first the chicken or the egg argument. There are several theories, none of which are provable so you just have to suspend your disbelief.
2. Space is not a total vacuum, but it's close enough. You're right about the sound thing, but honestly, do you want to sit in a movie theater and hear silence for 30 seconds here and there during the space scenes? It's filler.
3. Yes, there is oxygen INSIDE the space ship. Would it be a spectacular explosion complete with shock wave that is on on one plane? No. Would there be a fireball, yes, until the gas was consumed which would happen pretty quickly.
This is so funny!
ReplyFor the first few emails i thought it would be a funny set of emails from a bad tech guy, but this turned out hilarious!
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