A Failed Experiment, Zero Gravity and a Really Stupid Pair of Scissors: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
The Worst Of "As Seen On TV" The Product: Shredder Scissors The Ad Copy: "Protect yourself against identity theft... The 10 stainless steel blades turn your private, personal information into scrap!" Price: $12.95 plus $6.95 shipping & handling (Buy 1 Get 1 Free!) Target Demographic: Mediocre businesspeople, scissors enthusiasts, paranoid delusionals who don't have electricity