8 Animals With Real Superpowers

The Animal: Gecko

The Animal: Bombardier Beetle
The Animal: Platypus

The Animal: Hummingbird
The Animal: Archer Fish
The Animal: Ring-tailed Cat

The Animal: Anglerfish
The Animal: Octopus
When not writing for Cracked, Michael is concocting defenses against the imagined sharktopus as head writer and co-founder of Those Aren't Muskets!