8 Animals With Real Superpowers

The Animal: Gecko

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The Animal: Platypus

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The Animal: Hummingbird
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The Animal: Archer Fish
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The Animal: Ring-tailed Cat

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The Animal: Anglerfish
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The Animal: Octopus
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