6 Images From My Life You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
Over the last year or so, Cracked's done a pretty good job of scanning the world to bring you the most inexplicably bizarre photos that --despite all indications to the contrary-- have not been photoshopped or altered in any way. And though this article series has done pretty well for the site, I can't help but feel that simply raiding my old photos would have been a lot easier. Behold fair readers, the wild and wondrous world of Gladstone! Horrifying. Strange. And utterly real.
6. That Mullet Was Actually Growing Out of My Head
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5. Jean Shorts Plus Knee Socks? Yes!
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4. Michael Swaim has Gigantism or DOB and G-Stone are Dwarves?
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3. Wait, Dressing Like An Androgynous, Bi-Sexual Alien Won't Get You Laid in the Suburbs?
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2. I Didn't Know They Could Gene Splice A Boy And A Disco Leather Pimp In The 80's?
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1. But I Thought Gladstone Was Jewish?
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