6 Images From My Life You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
Over the last year or so, Cracked's done a pretty good job of scanning the world to bring you the most inexplicably bizarre photos that --despite all indications to the contrary-- have not been photoshopped or altered in any way. And though this article series has done pretty well for the site, I can't help but feel that simply raiding my old photos would have been a lot easier. Behold fair readers, the wild and wondrous world of Gladstone! Horrifying. Strange. And utterly real.
6. That Mullet Was Actually Growing Out of My HeadI know what you're thinking. So what? Gladstone took a picture of himself as a teenager playing in his High School's Battle of the Bands and photoshopped in a ridiculously long mullet. What's the big deal? Anyone can cut and paste a 1989 Billy Ray Cyrus hairdo onto an old picture. Well look again, because that was my real hair. Apparently, I made a decision to keep cutting the top like
5. Jean Shorts Plus Knee Socks? Yes!
4. Michael Swaim has Gigantism or DOB and G-Stone are Dwarves?
]Is that Michael Swaim's head cut out of the photo? Who's to say? That might not even be a human being. DOB and I probably just put some exercise clothes on an oak tree and posed for a picture, right? Or maybe we're on our knees because what are the odds that two of Cracked's treasured columnists would both be dwarves?I think I can see where you're going with this. Over a year ago, DOB started making the horrific mistake of standing next to Michael Swaim