6 Everyday Offenses That Should Be Punishable By Death
People Who Walk Slowly in Groups On Crowded Sidewalks
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People Who Put Their Money On the Counter Instead of Handing It To a Cashier
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People Who Say "What Are You Apologizing For, You Didn't Do Anything," When You Say You're "Sorry" About Their Bad News
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People Who Reply to Either/Or Questions With a Yes or No.
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Pedestrians Who Saunter Slowly Across the Street After You're Nice Enough to Stop For Them
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People Who Say, "No Spoilers" For Things That Are Over 3 Years Old
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