6 Everyday Offenses That Should Be Punishable By Death
People Who Walk Slowly in Groups On Crowded Sidewalks
OK, cool. You're off the sidewalk and into the street. Now just hold it. Hold it. No, I don't hear a truck coming ...
Actually, maybe we do need the pit bulls.
People Who Put Their Money On the Counter Instead of Handing It To a Cashier
If you put your money on the counter, then this is not a picture of Hitler; it's a magic tiny mirror on your computer screen.
Not water.
People Who Say "What Are You Apologizing For, You Didn't Do Anything," When You Say You're "Sorry" About Their Bad News
If you keep crying, you wont hear me yelling at you.
People Who Reply to Either/Or Questions With a Yes or No.
Coaching most likely did not cut into his time working for NASA.
Pedestrians Who Saunter Slowly Across the Street After You're Nice Enough to Stop For Them
I wanted a picture of an angry driver to prove the point, but apparently we only have photos of the worst actress ever. (And she's got something in her eye.)
People Who Say, "No Spoilers" For Things That Are Over 3 Years Old
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