Imagine No Frivolous Lawsuits
So it seems Yoko Ono has been doing more these days than watching Cirque du Soleil's Love and wearing oversized glasses: she's also suing a Tennessee singer-songwriter who goes by Lennon Murphy for her use of the Lennon name. Onos lawsuit seeks to prevent Murphy from using Lennon due to the confusion it could cause in the marketplace.
This handy side by side analysis, however, proves that, name or not, theres little chance these two artists could be confused:
JOHN LENNON
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LENNON MURPHY
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Was the walrus. | Is a fox. |
Was a visionary songwriter who shattered the boundaries of conventional pop music. | Seems to have really nice breasts. |
I own every Beatles Album. | I placed the link to the above photo in my favorites. |
Collaborated with Paul McCartney, David Bowie, Elton John, and Phil Spector. | Sang Britneys Hit Me Baby One More Time at TGI Fridays Karaoke Night. |
Meditated with the Maharishi. | Ate Indian food. Once. At the mall. Didnt care for it. |
Made me want to imagine no possessions | Makes me want to imagine sodomy. |
Often mistaken as the Beatle who wrote Yesterday | Often mistaken. |
Screwed by Yoko Ono. | Screwed by Yoko Ono. |
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Her parents were huge beatles fans and she's named after John Lennon. This is pretty lame.
ReplyEverything said was interesting, but would you listen to her music?
Reply~~ASP
Dude, the walrus was Paul, everybody knows it! it's in glass onion's lyrics!!!
ReplyYeah, that was John lying to confuse people. lennon wrote I am the Walrus.
Dude, the walrus was Paul, everybody knows it! it's in glass onion's lyrics!!!
ReplyDude, the walrus was Paul, everybody knows it! it's in glass onion's lyrics!!!
ReplyDude, the walrus was Paul, everybody knows it! it's in glass onion's lyrics!!!
ReplyI recently saw (on video) Yoko OhNo doing "a performance" at an art exhibition. Basically, it was an audio hissing and eventually frenzied, grunting orgasm. I thought it summed up her tallent admirably. I'd have loved to have been there to heckle.
Replyahaha 'was the walrus' Now THATS a dick joke
ReplyI got kicked out of the Tibetan Freedom Concert at Golden Gate park about 10 years ago for heckling Yoko. Kicked out. Of a free concert. For heckling a f***ing bitch.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesWTF?
It's not like I was pitching spent shotgun shells at Courtney Love or anything. Although I did provide a supply od spent shells to someone else . . .
Good for you!
I'd throw bricks at Courtney if I were more insane than I already am.
oh so your the annoying douchebag who goes to fundraising events and disrupts them because you dont get enough attention in your moms dungeon. nice
you get what you paid for. you deserve to suffer at the hands of Yoko Ono if you heckle at a free concert. Do you walk around the street heckling buskers, too?
yoko ono is a bitch. somebody tell her to STFU and stop hording all the money thats sposed to go the the wifes and kids of the other Beatles
ReplyMaybe Mattel should sue Yoko because her name could confuse consumers who are looking for the Uno game... They seem to be just as similar as the Lennons.
ReplyMaybe Ono was sent to earth by some alien race hell bent on irritating the human race, but not to much, just enough to say gad damn I hate that bitch.
ReplyVern, of the above comment:
Reply"“The Beatles” eh? didnt they have that tv show in the 60’s and one of them had a mom who invented Liquid Paper?
Meh, they’re no Slipknot"
I will have to state now that your complete and utter lack of giving a fuck strikes me as being rather expressly dissapointing.
That and for not knowing who The Beatles are means that the rest of us (A.K.A. Not-The-Villiage-Idiots-Of-Those-Villiages-Coincedentally-Under-A-Rock rest of us) have the legal rights to shoot you in the face, as well as your mother for not raising you right.
That's right. And it's all your fault.
Be pleased with yourself.
But the Beatles f**king suck!
That person is pretending to mix the Beatles up with the Monkees,and pretending to like Slipnot. As a JOKE. To show how ridiculous that would be. Yet another Internet sarcasm failure.
Thanks for providigne with a fresh new reason to hate Yoko Ono. P.S. I once saw singer Lennon (on right) open for Alice Cooper
Replymichaelx: pauls voice is absolutely beautiful. the beatles are absolutely fantastic. and you're an absolute idiot.
ReplyWho still listens to the Beatles? I am abwhored by Paul's voice, and never want to hear it again. Yo-Ko O-No is just that, a hack, and a no talent groupie who put out for John. Cuz no one else would take her on! Beatlemaniacs are a sorry blight on the music world. "Come together" you bunch of circle-jerks.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesWhat's "abwhored"? It sounds dirty...
f**k you i know for a fact that most people listen to them still AND you should be kissing their ass's if you listen to modern music. THEY PAVED THE PATH. i think you are just a fat ass who cant get out of their mommys basement and has to bash a band that changed the f**king world to make you feel like a big man. i hope i never have to meet you dick wad you dont even offer a reason for not liking them suck my c**k :P and get a real oppinion. and yoko had talent, i hate the c**t but she happened to save john from many drug addictions (he was drug free at the time of his death, besides weed)
your moms abwhore ZING
Who CARES which one's the walrus?!?
ReplyJohn had written the line "The Walrus was Paul" not as a way to fuck with the people who "analyzed" Beatles songs (He'd written the original "I Am the Walrus" for that) but as a somewhat halfhearted attempt to show people that he and Paul McCartney didn't hate each other's guts.
ReplyWhich they did, at the time. But he tried.
The Walrus really was John. He'd somehow connected with the Walrus from Lewis Carroll's "The Walrus and the Carpenter."
In his song "God" he has the line "I was the Walrus, but now I'm John."
I like your website; I will share this with friends
Replyhere's a clue to you all
Replythe walrus was paul
lennon's my favorite beatle, despite him not having a really funny awesome othername like paul's walrus or eggman or wtever
"they were right when they said you were dead"
-lennon